What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?

[giggirl]

Never trust anyone who gives advice; it's usually rubbish. "Before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes". Ever hear that one? Nonsense. Anybody comes anywhere near my shoes gonna get a slap.

[Keef]

Always eat something before going on the p!ss.

This really is good advise, which I all too often forget / ignore, and these are always the nights I end up in a state!

[bob]

Best advice I had was Don't do it.

Bob S

[Cassius]

Don't marry for money, marry where money is. Shame I didn't follow it.

[red devil]

''Some girls are bigger than others''...thanks Morissey

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

your not really smart but you are sly and good at telling lies, do something with it.

[Keef]

That's a good one. Are you in politics?

[Pickle]

Never date a man who spends longer getting ready in the morning than you do

[jimmy two times]

A great bit of advice I saw in a film was in 'The Bronx tale'. The gangster tells the kid who he has taken under his wing that if he wants to know if a girl is worth seeing again he should open the car door for her and then walk around the car to the driver's door. If she reaches over and opens it for him then she's worth it. If she doesn't then it shows she's selfish and only thinks of herself.

[Atila Reincarnate]

My late dad always said never be jealous or envious of anothers success or good fortune, simply strive to be as good if not better than them, and he always said if haven't got anything good or postive to say then say nothing. Unfortunately the latter advice I find hard to stick to when it comes to all things football.

[Brendan]

For some reason it really used to annoy me when girls didn?t lean over and unlock the drivers door after I had let them in. Not sure why and I never acted on or said anything about it though. I would just have a mutter as I walked around to the driver?s side.

Not had a car without central locking in at least 10 years though so, happy days, it is no longer an issue.

[HonaloochieB]

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> A great bit of advice I saw in a film was in 'The

> Bronx tale'. The gangster tells the kid who he has

> taken under his wing that if he wants to know if a

> girl is worth seeing again he should open the car

> door for her and then walk around the car to the

> driver's door. If she reaches over and opens it

> for him then she's worth it. If she doesn't then

> it shows she's selfish and only thinks of herself.

And of course you made a cameo in that film JTT, so it's likely as not good advice.

[giggirl]

Jimmy, Brendan,

Some of us are just not that stretchy and bendy. Forgive.

Px

[DaveR]

Never drink in a pub with a flat roof, or a pub with either of the words "railway" or "station" in the name.

[????]

Or go to a club with a US city in it's name...Chicagos etc

PLUS

"You've got to know when to hold'em and know when to fold 'em"

[HonaloochieB]

Let your shoes and your morals always be sturdy.

[microbite]

"Don't knock it til you've tried it"

What a load of bollox, had to be my worse piece of advice as it came from a heroin addict! doh!

[postmodern]

Go with your gut reaction

Don't let your man watch you giving birth

Don't put out on the first date (unless he's an exotic lothario and you care not if you see him again)

[Mikecg]

postmodern wrote,

Don't let your man watch you giving birth.

Poppycock, I saw both my children born and it was the most amazing experience of my life, and I would recommend it to any father it changed my life.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Don't buy it if you can't pay cash!

Should have passed that one on to Gordon.

[postmodern]

My brother-in-law's not had sex with me (oops, I mean with my sister) ever since he witnessed my sister having her episiotomy

[Mikecg]

Well he's obviously a light weight and not a real man.

[Eliza.D]

Never be quiet around a sleeping baby.

[brum]

Wear life like a loose blanket.

Not sure what it means but it sounds prophetic.

[Huguenot]

Giggirl - "Before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes"

I can see how you were frustrated by that one, because you didn't get the full story. It should read:

"Before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes; because then you're a mile away, and you've got their shoes"