story add a SENTENCE (Happy now uncleglen)

[FJDGoose]

...Batman wakes up all confused and reaches for a cigarette ' ive had the strangest dream' just then a giant anchovy in a kilt floats through the open window ' 'Ha!' he says ' you think THAT'S strange !'

[steveo]

I was walking round the hospital last night and heard a patient say:

"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,

O what a panic's in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

wi' bickering brattle.

I wad be laith to run and chase thee,

wi' murdering prattle!"

'What's that?' I asked.

'The serious Burns unit,' said the doctor

[uncleglen]

(I have been put off even looking at the entire thread because the OP still has not spelled 'SENTENCE' correctly in the title. I am now at the end of my tether)

[FJDGoose]

Tether me up says the moo-cow , there's a storm a brewin'

[DulwichFox]

Meanwhile ... Lordship Lane is awash with Paparazzi ..

attempting to get a glimpse of Foxy or Louisa in Franco Manca eating Pizza.

[Parkdrive]

And while the Paparazzi lie in wait, one turns to another and says. "You'll see pigs fly before you can find a decent boozer round here!!!"

[ernesto]

and lo, they found eventually Maddie working as a minimum waged underage waitress in the shiny new cheese and toast outlet franchise on the vibrant lordhip lane, and the consipracy theroists were sorely vexed

[Alan Medic]

uncleglen Wrote:

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> (I have been put off even looking at the entire

> thread because the OP still has not spelled

> 'SENTENCE' correctly in the title. I am now at the

> end of my tether)

You may well be but everytime I see your name I see uncleanglen. Ever since to told us you only bathe twice a year or something like that.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Meanwhile Seabug went back to school to learn that a sentence is not made up of a series of sentences

[Robert Poste's Child]

On the way he dropped off TheArtfulDogger at remedial spelling and punctuation.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Mr Par King (brother of Wayne) stirred in his Ivory tower near the bridge of London to realise that the good people of ED had seen through his thinly veiled plans to introduce a CPZ via the back door of 'free one hour parking'

"Fiddlesticks" he said meaning to say something ruder.

[uncleglen]

(Oh yes AM- still true, but one does not need a bath to get clean.....)Then, before they knew it, parking meters started to appear in several side streets- just like in neighbouring Lewisham

[Parkdrive]

Stanley Accrington stirred from his slumber in the doorway of Primark in Lewisham and muttered to himself, "Lewisham, gateway to the south".

[FJDGoose]

... ' or is it Balham?', 'anyway' he thought,' no matter' and grabbed a rather bewildered looking Pigeon that had come a little too close ' Ha ha, got you! Time for breakfast!'

[Robert Poste's Child]

An hour later he was at his desk in Canary Wharf, freshly showered and waiting for the FTSE to open.

[camberwell70]

Meanwhile, down in Penge...

[aquarius moon]

Otta was looking for a pet so he adopted the pug and the giant rabbit and they all lived happily ever after.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Until that fateful night when the full moon rose and the pug transformed into a werepug before tuning on Otta

[Robert Poste's Child]

First he hit a G, then an F, a D and a B flat. Otta shuddered in pain.

[Henry_17]

Suddenly Batman burst in and said to Otta East Dulwich councillor, how can I help?