It's cold and I'm hungry

[bigbadwolf]

Right here goes. Basically I indulged in a bout of attention seeking comparable to an episode of Hollyoaks and you'd be well advised to keep a look out in future as in all honesty I'll propbably do it again but for now I'm SORRY!!!!!!!! Can I please come back inside now?

[Mikecg]

Whats the time Mr Wolf?

[karter]

i was about to add you to the 'missing forumites' list. Shall we put a saucer of milk out for him?

[Mikecg]

Yeah! go on then.

[Moos]

Can you just stick to the one identity though?

[dulwichmum]

Have you been on the naughty step Mr Wolf darling? I am sure it is just a little doggy adolescent behaviour that could easily be remedied by a "trim" at the vets...

[Eliza.D]

Had this problem with my cat.The vet recommended castration. Perhaps a little extreme. A simple sorry will suffice.

[citizenED]

Is it now "big bad-as-in-good wolf"?

[dulwichmum]

citizenED Wrote:

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> Is it now "big bad-as-in-good wolf"?

Because if it isn't sweetie, we could always have you trimmed!

[KalamityKel]

:-$ darn I read that as "strimmed" and was going to report you for animal cruelty! :p

[dulwichmum]

No, I would never advocate strimming the poor dog, let's have him castrated instead!

[KalamityKel]

I'll grab a couple of bricks from the garden

[dulwichmum]

Oh Kalam darling! No, let's call the vet. He has anaesthesia and a big scissors!

[KalamityKel]

you're not meant to use the anaesthesia for yourself DM you know... altho if you insist I'll distract the vet wiv my bread pudding thing. I learnt how to make caramel ya know... ;-)