Hunting

[bigbadwolf]

I'm speaking from my human angle on this one and I don't want to offend anyone here or start a slanging match. Do any of you guys hunt game. I do when I have the chance. I've hunted in Scotland, France, Spain and North America. Mainly taking Chinese water deer, Pronghorns, Pheasant, Pidgeons. I tried Bow hunting as I'm a very good shot at H.T field shooting but it was a bad kill which resulted in suffering. I doubt I'll hunt with a bow again. What are you're experiences?

[dulwichmum]

I would be really interested in hunting peasants locally, and always travel with an armed au pair (pepper spray).

[Marmora Man]

I support hunting in theory - have never had the opportunity to do it for real. Would like to try game shooting of birds and deer.

I do fish and cook the trout that I occasionally catch - have tried to catch salmon on the River Dee - but with no joy. An excellent day out tho'.

[bigbadwolf]

I detest trpohy hunting! If you're not going to eat it then you have no business being there in the first place.

[matthew123]

Hmmmm not sure Wolf would taste good on the BBQ - best place is mounted over front door as a deterrent to local burglars

[bigbadwolf]

Behave yourself Matthew. From my experience the twits that have animal heads mounted on their property are prone to having a few bob so essentially you'd be enticing a burglar into your home and with me above the door I wouldn't be able to protect your wifes Thripeny bits and Crown jewels now would I?

[Mick Mac]

I tried clay pigeon once and hit absolutely nothing, so no its not for me I'm afraid BBW, but I'm in favour of ED fox culling - those barstewards annoy me regulary.

[bigbadwolf]

I'm on it already mate as they've been flogging under weight bags of weed to the local Squirrels and it's high time I sorted them out which means that unfortunatly there's going to be a lot more sceaming and wailing tonight but hopefully the toe cutting should be finished by mid morning.

[????]

I'd happily have a local hunt in my manor with those noisy, copulating, scummy foxes...I'd even give them some sherry or whatever they have in their pinks

[woofmarkthedog]

pattern cutting....... hunting.......did mummy dress you as a sailor too......

ohh scrummy lil'foxy....

..she must be so proud....Ah

[bigbadwolf]

Woof your dyslexia is the result of you being an sexually abused channel islander. Now get get you head back between mummies legs as she needs her annual 'wash'.

[woofmarkthedog]

Like any good Marine.......do your duty foxy.........

ahh daddies disapointment....if only you were half the man ehh

[bigbadwolf]

You're getting much better Woof, much better but I hear that daddies dissappointment was all yours, premature ejaculation can ruin even the most incestuous relationships. If you don't believe me ask your kids as I'm sure they'd be grateful of a few tips to carry on the family tradition.

[bigbadwolf]

This is one of them isn't it?

http://latexmaskcentral.com/images/cyclops12.jpg

[woofmarkthedog]

Dr Crow who has a research project at the Maudsley may offer some insight into your projected torment, other wise Professor Asher Phillips at the Tavistock is well known in the complex field of family trauma

We all wish you well Foxy

[bigbadwolf]

Are they the one's who released you?

[Mick Mac]

Do you guys want to take this outside?

[woofmarkthedog]

Stares forward............

unflinching..........................................

[bigbadwolf]

Rolls tooth pick in his mouth.................

[woofmarkthedog]

Waits 'till nightfall.........................

Slips into the shadows..................................logs onto EDF.......

[bigbadwolf]

Rides of back to the hills.................

[woofmarkthedog]

Falls off the wagon........

again..............

[mockney piers]

hit plenty of clays in my time, but nothing breathing.

Not against it in principal, especially if you're going to eat it, just not really had the opportunity.

See threads passim on bullfighting to realise bloodsport isn't a total no-no in my book, just really posh people ;-) (idiots in mickey mouse hats and sequined lycra is obviously fine)

[Brendan]

I have shot various furry and feathered things over the years but I don?t really enjoy hunting. I gave it a go (or got roped into it in some instances) and the one thing that killing things taught me is that I don?t like killing things.

I don?t have any moral issues against it though. In fact flogging hunting holidays to poms and yanks who want to bag themselves an African kill does wonders for funding conservation efforts and boosting the rural economy back home.

I do quite enjoy shooting stuff though, just so long as it isn?t alive.

Edited for spilling ehroars.

[karter]

I've been hunting with friends for quayle in the med many years ago as they like to eat that. There were not many about really so just ended up shooting targets instead. I've also been shooting in the galleries with live ammunition in the Czech republic with a forumite friend, where bizzarly enough you can go into a gun shop rent any gun and shoot in their underground gallery. You need to provide ID such as a passport though. That was then though and maybe things have changed.