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Spartacus

Spartacus

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Yo Wolfie


Is this the Rap what ya Papa sang to ya ?



Now everybody knows about the little pigs three

But this time it goes a little differently.

You see I made a couple changes. I set it all to rhyme.

Let?s begin our story,? Once Upon A Time...?


THREE LITTLE PIGS were living large and at home

Til the day mom said, ?Yo! I want to be alone!?

Go build your own houses now that you are big.

It?s time for each of you to be an independent pig.?


She told her little piggies, ?I think I?d better warn ya......"


The first little pig built a house made of straw.

He didn?t use a hammer and he didn?t use a saw.

He finished in a hurry and he laughed?,HA, HA!

I?m done! I?m done! Now I?ll go and have some fun!?


The second little pig built a house made of twigs......


The third little pig built a house made of bricks .......


Now the piggies all knew never talk to strangers.......


?HOWL! I?m the Big Bad Wolf and I?ve come to town.......


He walked up to the door of piggy number one.......

?Little pig, Little pig, let me come in.?

?Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin?

?Then I?ll huff and I?ll puff and I?ll blow your house down.

I?m the Big Bad Wolf and I don?t mess around.?


So he blew down the straw house in one big breath.......


?Little pig, Little pig......"


So he blew down the twig house in one big breath.......


?Little pig, Little pig......"


But the strong brick house stayed right where it stood.......


Well, he went down the chimney but the piggies really got him.......


He jumped right out the chimney and ran so far away

That nobody?s seen that wolf to this very day.

And the little pigs were famous every where they went

But the third little pig still charged her brothers rent.

I told you she was smart. And now you know the story of

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS Oink! Oink! Oink! Bye Bye!




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matthew123

matthew123

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I thought BigBadWolf had been put down from the title of the thread!? I was looking forward to picking up some organic wolf steak on the weekend to chuck on the BBQ. However, it appears BBW has shaken off his handlers, leaped over the electric fencing at the Maudsley, has charged down Dog Kennel Hill and is once again prowling the virtual streets of the EDF!
LuvPeckham

LuvPeckham

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Ohhhh Mikecg


Could that be counted as threatening behavior towards woofmarkthepuppy ? - If so want anyone to hold him down whilst you snip off his ....


...balls come in all shapes and sizes, including round (football, tennis) and spherical (Rugby, American Football and Australian rules football)

Jah Lush

Jah Lush

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bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

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> > Not big, not bad and definitely not a wolf.

> > Goodbye.

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> Typical of you to hijack a thread and talk about

> yourself Jah.


Really! Coming from someone who started up a thread in another name just so we could all talk about you is definitely a case of the pot calling the kettle black. It's just my response that's needled you hasn't it. Go and have a lie down.

bigbadwolf

bigbadwolf

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Jah Lush Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> > Jah Lush Wrote:

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> > > Not big, not bad and definitely not a wolf.

> > > Goodbye.

> >

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> > Typical of you to hijack a thread and talk

> about

> > yourself Jah.

>

> Really! Coming from someone who started up a

> thread in another name just so we could all talk

> about you is definitely a case of the pot calling

> the kettle black.


Disgusting behaviour I know. Very little needles me Jah except when some old codger compares himself to the understudy of Keith Richards from time to time.

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