It's My Round...

[Jah Lush]

I feel rough as old boots today. Hair of the dog for me please. I'll have a boilermaker. Cheers and one for your good self.

[citizenED]

Oh, Have I stumbled into the Quiet Room? I'll have a pint of Chesnut Mild please, HonB.

[HonaloochieB]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I feel rough as old boots today. Hair of the dog

> for me please. I'll have a boilermaker. Cheers and

> one for your good self.

Dermot, what the gentleman requires and keep them coming until he's good and fixed.

And JL, see your money, as far as this place is concerned it is as counterfeit today.

[HonaloochieB]

citizenED Wrote:

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> Oh, Have I stumbled into the Quiet Room? I'll have

> a pint of Chesnut Mild please, HonB.

CitizedED, I've been informed by Dermot that they haven't Chestnut Mild on the premises.

However he's sent Declan down the road to borrow a barrel.

In the meantime will you take a pint of Directors with me?

[bigbadwolf]

Has anyone got a cigarette?

[Jah Lush]

Here, have a Marlboro Red. Another pint and a whiskey chaser for me please.

[citizenED]

What, no Mild? Outrageous. I'll have that Directors while I wait, thanks. Oh, BBW, do you smoke rollies?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Ooh Holanoochie, I don't hafl feel woozy now. I'm shure I loves you.

[HonaloochieB]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Ooh Holanoochie, I don't hafl feel woozy now. I'm

> shure I loves you.

Then my largesse has had the desired effect PGC. Well done.

Take the soundtrack to this thread as being 'Rainyday Women #12 and 35'.

Only the 'stoned' in the song refers to drink and not reefer or anything else illegal.

[giggirl]

PGC - get a grip, it's Monday lunchtime. Honestly. Slapper.

[pearl1]

Don't call PGC a slapper - wanna come outside?

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh... OK....a bowl of watery ale dressed with a few Quavers floating on top....

Keeps a dog amused for hours.....

W**F

[bigbadwolf]

ronniemama Wrote:

wanna come outside?

Oh come now Ronnie, behave yourself. Wendy Richards has only been in the ground a few days and you're already singing her song. Have some respect. Disgusting behaviour.

[KalamityKel]

and skittles at the bottom... just for fun eh? :))

[giggirl]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> ronniemama Wrote:

> wanna come outside?

>

> Oh come now Ronnie, behave yourself. Wendy

> Richards has only been in the ground a few days

> and you're already singing her song. Have some

> respect. Disgusting behaviour.

Ronnie - you want me to play Peggy to your Pauline!

[HonaloochieB]

giggirl Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > ronniemama Wrote:

> > wanna come outside?

> >

> > Oh come now Ronnie, behave yourself. Wendy

> > Richards has only been in the ground a few days

> > and you're already singing her song. Have some

> > respect. Disgusting behaviour.

>

>

> Ronnie - you want me to play Peggy to your

> Pauline!

Giggi, Ronnie I insist on getting between the two of you and seperating you both in a firm but non gropey and intrusive sort of way.

I will variously use the phrases 'leave it out', 'she ain't worth it' (seemingly directed at both of you, but Giggi I reckon you'll know where I'm coming from) and 'you can't do time it's not all like Bad Girls you know'.

Dermot a bottle of your best champagne and two glasses for these feistiest of chicks.

And a large fortified wine if you please.

[HonaloochieB]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> citizenED Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Oh, Have I stumbled into the Quiet Room? I'll

> have

> > a pint of Chesnut Mild please, HonB.

>

> CitizedED, I've been informed by Dermot that they

> haven't Chestnut Mild on the premises.

> However he's sent Declan down the road to borrow a

> barrel.

> In the meantime will you take a pint of Directors

> with me?

Well CitizenEd, Declan got back with the Chestnut Mild and Dermot has put four pints up on the bar.

He reckons there's not a lot of call for it round here and doesn't think it'll be a 'seller'.

He gave me a baleful look when I made a joke about 'seller' and 'cellar'. Won't be trying that again in a hurry.

He's pursing his lips in a meaningful way and has just kicked the pool table.

You'd be doing us all a favour if you ploughed away at the barrel CitizenEd.

When Dermot's in a mood, well it's catastrophic round here is all I can say.

[pearl1]

s'alright, there's nuffin to see 'ere, i just fawt you was dissin me mate.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Golly, I could do with a hair of the dog. Getting a bit chilly again, any chance of a whiskymac and one for my chum ronniemama?

[HonaloochieB]

Whiskymac it is PGC, I'll join you in one.

I think it might be wise to leave RonnieMama out of this one, let her finish the champagne.

She's in a fighting mood at the moment and we don't want ASBOs, do we?

[bigbadwolf]

Just got back from work Hona?

[HonaloochieB]

I did indeed BBW.

A proper strength Stella and a large measure of whatever spirit he takes for BBW, please Dermot.

Just a little apology for the 'big fat bastard' remark on the forum decorum thread.

[bigbadwolf]

Not at all Hona as I've been a right bastard today.

[flapjackdavey]

CUPPA TEA ta

[HonaloochieB]

Sorry FJD, I did try asking Dermot, but he threw an ice bucket at the football table and stormed off muttering "Tay, holy mother of God , feckin' tay"

I think you might have a long wait.