Hipsters have appropriated my pussy

[keekybreeks]

Hi

just a word of warning- my dear kitty, Miss fluffybubs, hase been taken in by a hipster household onn the Bellended road. It has been 3 weeks now and I really worry for her. I have put notes through the house asking them to stop feeding her and to let her come back to her mum, but they dont ever call me back

Im worried as all they seem to do is have a good time and come back late, often drunk and nhigh, then proceed to play 1980's music until dawn, meaning fluffybubs will not be getting the cuddles & rest she needs

is there anything I can do about this ? I have called the police, but they dismissed it as a feline matter and refused to help

can I take legal action ?

[fonread]

Gazillion fails

[keekybreeks]

You could have least replied using a world of cat puns

[Louisa]

I've never heard of a pussy being led astray by a gang of ironic hipsters, but anything is possible in bell end village these days.

I'd have a cat nap and think what course of action to take next.

Louisa.

[fonread]

piss purr

[????]

Keeky you seem somewhat naive on the human condition let Nick Cave put you right...

[Otta]

Haha

[steveo]

fonread Wrote:

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> piss purr

Furry good

[aquarius moon]

Next........

[miga]

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[Dog duck]

Maybe your pussy really likes the hipsters?

[Countrlass22]

Rspca maybe able advise it's theft,surely..

Feel sad for kitty all that noise.

From a past bellenden village resident.

[Countrlass22]

Take strong,beefy looking friend with go to door ring bell you have my cat time give back.

[aquarius moon]

Countrlass, please don't worry. This isn't a real post and the cat doesn't exist.

[Countrlass22]

Lol,got me fooled thanks letting me know...

[TheArtfulDogger]

Kitty kidnapping?

Naughty neighbours!

This sounds like a job for my alto ego....

KatDog

(Quick play the batman theme music whilst I slip in to a pussy before confronting the feline fiends)

[Bessie1974]

Maybe you should face up the fact that 'your' cat thinks less of you than you do of him.

Get another one or get over it.

[keekybreeks]

IM sorry Bessie, my post is utter crap and a construct of pure artifice.

Luckily the forum securitate were able to intervene before it became a major incident.

[maxxi]

keekybreeks Wrote:

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> IM sorry Bessie, my post is utter crap

aka - cat litter

[Bessie1974]

No harm done.🐈💩

[steveo]

Horse piss purr

http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac166/Steve_Overbury/horse_zpswz9qnfkt.jpg