Alan Sugar for Mayor?

[bigbadwolf]

Is this some kind of wind up from the BBC because apparently the illegitinate son of Sid James is going to run for the Mayors seat in 2012. I mean FFS who else is in the picture, Dean Gaffney or Timmy Mallet!

[HonaloochieB]

I take it that if someone has asked him if he might do it, then anyone can say he may well do.

Let's start a rumour about me running for mayor. It only takes one question to start the ball rolling.

Go on, I dare you.

[Moos]

HonaloochieB, I heard from some hirsute big-toothed bloke in the queue for William Rose that you were running for Mayor! Is it true?

[Marmora Man]

It's Labour looking to find a Stop Ken candidate. Tom McNulty was on the cards, Labour's tame rottweiller, but he has said he doesn't want it.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB, I heard from some hirsute

> big-toothed bloke in the queue for William Rose

> that you were running for Mayor! Is it true?

Moos we live in a world where hirsute big-toothed blokes say all sorts of things. One can't go from A to B these days without being accosted by an hirsute big-toothed bloke asking if one is going to run for the mayoral office.

I can categorically deny that it is my intention to seek any form, shape or shadow of public office in the near, far, distant or indeed even past future.

However and I don't use the word however lightly, if the people of London and by people I mean carbon-based life forms, were to rise up en masse and carry me to wherever the mayor's office is and throw me bodily through the door while chanting 'HONALOOCHIEB FOR MAYOR' and 'HONALOOCHIE HONALOOCHIE HE'S OUR MAN HE CAN DO IT IF ANYONE CAN' and similar, then who am I to say them nay?

The people have spoken, I run on a 'broad' manifesto of free public transport, clean air and Mott The Hoople in every home.

Details to follow.

[Helen GV]

I'd vote for you.

[HonaloochieB]

Helen GV Wrote:

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> I'd vote for you.

Thanks Helen, I appreciate that. Was it the Mott The Hoople that swung it for you?

[AllforNun]

KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN.....

oh and KEN thanks for the east london line !

KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN

[Mikecg]

Red Ken

And the bendy bus men

Lyundeners

[HonaloochieB]

AllforNun Wrote:

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> KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN.....

>

> oh and KEN thanks for the east london line !

>

> KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN

Meh, but no trace of Mott The Hoople...

[HonaloochieB]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Red Ken

>

> And the bendy bus men

>

> Lyundeners

But with no trace of Ian Hunter, are we not truly in every sense of Mott The Hoople lacking? Nay lost.

[Mikecg]

I don't mean to question your musical taste HB, but the bloke in that band cant sing, I'm only going by the David Bowie song he murdered.

I would be a conscientious objector if you got into power.

[HonaloochieB]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I don't mean to question your musical taste HB,

> but the bloke in that band cant sing, I'm only

> going by the David Bowie song he murdered.

>

> I would be a conscientious objector if you got

> into power.

It's OK Mike when I seize power the tone deaf and musically enfeebled won't be allowed voting rights.

It'll all be in the manifesto.

Or personifesto as I call it on account of not wanting to alienate the chick vote.

[Mikecg]

That will fix it!