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Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB, I heard from some hirsute

> big-toothed bloke in the queue for William Rose

> that you were running for Mayor! Is it true?


Moos we live in a world where hirsute big-toothed blokes say all sorts of things. One can't go from A to B these days without being accosted by an hirsute big-toothed bloke asking if one is going to run for the mayoral office.

I can categorically deny that it is my intention to seek any form, shape or shadow of public office in the near, far, distant or indeed even past future.

However and I don't use the word however lightly, if the people of London and by people I mean carbon-based life forms, were to rise up en masse and carry me to wherever the mayor's office is and throw me bodily through the door while chanting 'HONALOOCHIEB FOR MAYOR' and 'HONALOOCHIE HONALOOCHIE HE'S OUR MAN HE CAN DO IT IF ANYONE CAN' and similar, then who am I to say them nay?

The people have spoken, I run on a 'broad' manifesto of free public transport, clean air and Mott The Hoople in every home.

Details to follow.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I don't mean to question your musical taste HB,

> but the bloke in that band cant sing, I'm only

> going by the David Bowie song he murdered.

>

> I would be a conscientious objector if you got

> into power.


It's OK Mike when I seize power the tone deaf and musically enfeebled won't be allowed voting rights.

It'll all be in the manifesto.

Or personifesto as I call it on account of not wanting to alienate the chick vote.

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