More hipster vermin japes

[keekybreeks]

toast taj majal IN SE15

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/mystery-of-the-toast-taj-mahal-left-on-a-peckham-street-corner-revealed-10198024.html

[keekybreeks]

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bearded prigs

[titch juicy]

What's wrong with that? It seems rather nice

You seem rather bitter. Did a hipster steal your girlfriend?

[se22cat]

One probably snatched the last box of Cap 'n Crunch from the shelf or something

[keekybreeks]

its a facile shit marketing ploy of a shit concept being promoted a shit company by a shit writer in a shit newspaper

happy now ?

[numbers]

Is it mere coincidence that on the left-hand side of the article linked to is one entitled '5 ways to get rid of cats in your garden'?

edit: i think I mean on the right-hand side. as you are looking at the screen. oops.

[keekybreeks]

the ads are tailored to your own viewing preferences. When I go to the ad,for example, it comes up with

Kill everyone in east dulwich. go on, do it, kill them all, kill them now. kill them in the face

[maxxi]

keekybreeks Wrote:

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> the ads are tailored to your own viewing

> preferences. When I go to the ad,for example, it

> comes up with

>

> Kill everyone in east dulwich. go on, do it, kill

> them all, kill them now. kill them in the face

Rubbish! It's all incontinence pads and world-war-II flying helmets and you know it.

[steveo]

All I get is 'Do you want to date mature Ukranian strippers?'

[Jeremy]

House of Toast? Jesus christ.

At least they didn't call it Haus of Toast.

[Otta]

Haha, they so SHOULD call it that.

How much is a slice of toast with butter?

[Dopamine1979]

The ads are showing me a lady in lingerie for some reason.

[Jeremy]

Otta Wrote:

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> How much is a slice of toast with butter?

It appears to be some type of "build stuff out of toast" activity, not a cafe. Sounds like a corporate team building day from hell.

[red devil]

Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> The ads are showing me a lady in lingerie for some

> reason.

Aren't these ads related to what sites people have recently been viewing?...I'm keeping schtum :)

[miga]

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[Jeremy]

I'm just getting the national lottery. No matter how many times I click on it, no women in underwear. Although thanks to one of the featured articles, I'm now thinking of joining Gymbox in Holborn.

[DaveR]

http://www.drinkshopdo.com/whats-on/2014/july/house-of-toast

[miga]

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[Earl Aelfheah]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> At least they didn't call it Haus of Toast.

.. or the tOast House

[Saffron]

keekybreeks Wrote:

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>

> Kill everyone in east dulwich. go on, do it, kill

> them all, kill them now. kill them in the face

...on toast.

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Jeremy Wrote:

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> It appears to be some type of "build stuff out of

> toast" activity, not a cafe. Sounds like a

> corporate team building day from hell.

Yer, but I bet there's plenty of crumpet.

ETA: *for extra bad taste add jokes about 'great racks', 'tight buns', 'easily spread' etc...