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zeban Wrote:

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> Exactly HH- to sound completely pedantic then Sue

> must surely have meant what causes her irrational

> rage is when the word 'vintage' is used

> incorrectly! because the word itself cannot be

> offensive surely if used correctly ;-)


xxxxxx


Just seeing the word "vintage", whether used "correctly" or not, now causes me irrational rage :))

If you have come from the street, throught the lobby, through security, and up 6 floors, then 50 yards down a wide open office and you STILL have your headphones so loud you can be heard 20 yards away... then you my friend, are a grade A tosser
When you get to the office, make sure your security pass is safely tucked away somewhere right at the bottom of your oversized handbag. And whatever you do, don't try to remove it before you get to the door. That way you can block the entrance for everyone else while you rummage around through your purse, hankies, make-up, magazines, bills, receipts, chocolate bars and whatnot...

BrandNewGuy Wrote:

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> When you get to the office, make sure your

> security pass is safely tucked away somewhere

> right at the bottom of your oversized handbag. And

> whatever you do, don't try to remove it before you

> get to the door. That way you can block the

> entrance for everyone else while you rummage

> around through your purse, hankies, make-up,

> magazines, bills, receipts, chocolate bars and

> whatnot...



This also applies to the supermarket checkout. Don't think of looking for your purse until all the items have been scanned and do not even dream of beginning to pack away your items until you have put your card back in said purse, folded the fucking receipt and put that away in a separate niche and replaced purse in bag. If you can somehow contrive, in the middle of all this, to walk away for a minute or six with a vague mumble about "Ooh, anchovies..." then so much the better.


And if you are under 30 please don't think of paying for a sandwich or a coke or a bottle of water with anything other than plastic. Cash!?!? The very idea!

BrandNewGuy Wrote:

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> When you get to the office, make sure your

> security pass is safely tucked away somewhere

> right at the bottom of your oversized handbag. And

> whatever you do, don't try to remove it before you

> get to the door. That way you can block the

> entrance for everyone else while you rummage

> around through your purse, hankies, make-up,

> magazines, bills, receipts, chocolate bars and

> whatnot...



Ditto those with an Oyster card blocking the entrance to the gates at the station, or holding the bus up, after you've been seen standing at the stop waiting for 10 minutes but didn't have the nous to get it out whilst you were waiting.

People who leave the receipt from their train ticket purchase in the machine. Who do they think should move it, if not them?

When queueing, the person behind who decides to get closer to you but at an angle in an attempt, albeit subconsciously, to progress quicker through the queue.

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> RosieH Wrote:

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> > My vagina is enraged

>

> Jeez,what's next? "Coming to terms with the spot

> on my arse" maybe?


Xactly. Now, I haven't looked inside the book, but I imagine there might be poetry or chanting...

Those silly frikkin MBT shoes or whatever they're called


I mean come on, every time I see them on a pair of feet, I feel compeled to look at the arse.


And guess what, it generally ain't looking any better for it.





:-S

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> katie1997 Wrote:

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> -----

> > Logging onto the forum specially to read a PM.

> > Only to find it just contains ONE word...

>

> So which word was that then?


oops?

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