Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Annette Curtain]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> 'Accidently' trip the little darlings up as they

> run past.

Oh that's a good idea

Well, until a parent like me 'Accidently' rams their fist into your teeth

Then, not such a good idea

*insert toothless smiley here*

Netts

[Salsaboy]

Well durrr, it was an accident.

*inserts foot sticking out smiley here*

[guna nua]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> That "please place your goods in the bagging area"

> thing

>

> EACH time I do try not to answer the thing back

> and get a "clear run"

>

> But NO...

>

> "Unexpected item in the bagging area"

>

> What does it mean, "unexpected item". I came in

> empty handed, all the items are from YOUR FRIGGIN

> shelves, what "unexpected" fekkin thing can it

> be.

> Oh yes I see my error, it must be this

> Hippopotamus i've bought in with me and

> unwittingly placed in said "bagging area", yes

> that'll be it.

>

> Or my rage maybe?

>

> Who trains those machines; the same person who

> does SURI no doubt ?

>

> Arggggggghhhhh

>

> KILL KILL KILL that machine

>

> And while i'm at it; what is it with people who

> use that machine and don't bag up as they go. No

> really, stupid-pin-headed-morons who put

> everything on the scale shelf thing after

> scanning, then bag it up as slow as they fancy.

> Are they that thick skinned that they can't

> see/feel people seeeeeeething behind them. And

> while i'm at them, why not make a bloody phone

> call while you're at it, why don't you. I HATE

> YOU

>

> *ahem*

>

> Anyway, nice day, eh ?

>

> Nette

In my experience Nette if you use the self service checkout and try to bag up as you go along you immediately get the " unexpected item in bagging area" if you try to use your own bags you get the same as system doesn't recognise extra weight( even if you press" using own bags ?") if you scan something and don't immediately place in bagging area you get it , I've shopped in Sainsburys nearly every day since I moved to East Dulwich and have got it down to a tee (with the help of my 12 year old son,who would qualify as a personal shopper/scanner )I have occasionally answered the phone while said boy has been scanning and may have been fastidious with my packing in my recycled bags , sometimes after spending the day sewing it's the highlight of my day (no really !)(It's the half price wine..) I could send boy over to help you with your shopping/scaning if you like ,he only requires a chocolate bar for helping and you will get extra nectar points as when scanner asks "did you use your own bags ?" He always presses yes and then when it asks" how many" he presses 9 ...has been caught by extra vigilant staff occasionally though...

But generally they turn a blind eye as he is so efficient and he also finds ?8.43/?2.47 etc vouchers off your next shop on the floor ...in fact thinking about it I might start a post on the forum advertising his skills, hmm...

[the-e-dealer]

One of the lifts in my office block sits at the loading bay at the bottom of the building. If you press 'up' 28 times it emerges.

[Loz]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> El Pibe Wrote:

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> > Higgs Boson mass jokes are doing it for me at the moment.

>

> Know any good sodium jokes?

That's just rubbing salt into the wound.

[woodrot]

cats and cat based discussion

[the-e-dealer]

people complaining about other peoples posts. (and yes I do see the Irony!)

[Ridgley]

People with no manners, after you open the door for them:(

[katie1997]

Loz Wrote:

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> katie1997 Wrote:

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> > El Pibe Wrote:

> >

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> > -----

> > > Higgs Boson mass jokes are doing it for me at

> the moment.

> >

> > Know any good sodium jokes?

>

> That's just rubbing salt into the wound.

apologies in advance but...I was waiting on El Pibe to say 'Na' : /

[El Pibe]

Do2h!!

[Loz]

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium

[Guest]

Finding out only after signing a petition on a local matter promoted on this forum that in fact my details have been used to create an account on the Southwark LibDem website where I have options to 'join the party', 'help out or donate', receive updates every time they update the site etc, but NOT DELETE MY OWN DETAILS. I can't bear it when people aren't up-front about what they're using your details for.

Have shared my views with the OP already in the ED Gossip section but still seething.

[giggirl]

OMG I signed that petition too. Fekkers.

[jctg]

The word "edgy" when used in fashion, hotel design etc.

[giggirl]

"edgy" has replaced "exciting"

[the-e-dealer]

So what do I say if I feel edgy ?

[Salsaboy]

That you feel exciting?

[KalamityKel]

A "food and hygiene" inspector arrives at a local take away establishment... bullies his way through to the back when the kitchen is exceptionally busy... still wearing his rain coat, no special clothing appropriate to the environment and completely disregards any thoughts for safety in the kitchen... all rational you would think...

in response to being politely asked to wait a moment "don't worry I have patience. It's not like I have a job to do"

getting irrational...

in response to my comment "there's no need to make such a comment"... A SHRUG!!!!!

[uncleglen]

People who buy a certain type of biscuit because they last a long time- yes because they are so horrible no-one wants to eat them, and when you open the biscuit tin...oh the disappointment...(I hope you are reading this!)

[ladida]

Women (especially), who think that it is their god given right to be entitled to the entirety of every pavement whilst pushing their youngster along a pavement, sodding around on their phone and not looking where the're going.

[jctg]

At (insert business name) we are passionate about (insert business area).

[Chippy Minton]

People that don't step into the road to let me pass when I'm walking with my kids along the pavement.

And trolls obviously.

[KalamityKel]

Tree stuff

[El Pibe]

sap? yeah hate it!

[maxxi]

Whassap?