Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Salsaboy]

What a shame, he sounded like a keeper!!

[Robert Poste's Child]

Ir was rather discouraging, but by no means the worst.

Someone change the subject or I'll need tea and cake...

[Alan Medic]

I suggest you have tea and cake.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Can't, on diet (tempted astray by a medic - I'm shocked). Was outside Audley End when I posted the above, but I managed to wrench the bike out of the magnetic field of its teashop and pedal to safety.

[Salsaboy]

You gonna spill the beans on the worst ones then RPC?

[Robert Poste's Child]

Tempted, but a couple were semi-local so I'd better not...

[Salsaboy]

Oh go on....... You can always change names and locations!

[miga]

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[Jeremy]

miga - your post can be neatly condensed into just two words

[the-e-dealer]

Actually one word Agent ! Agents are all crooks, liars and fools. The only one that doesn't fit is News Agent. Supplier of current News Papers,Stamps, Travel cards and all things essential.

Estate

Secret

Travel (?)

Enemy

Employment

Contract

Currency

Insurance

[Loz]

Secret agent? Surely James Bond is a fine upstanding citizen. OK, he kills a few people here and there...

[miga]

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[the-e-dealer]

He's a bit of a tramp too!

Loz Wrote:

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> Secret agent? Surely James Bond is a fine

> upstanding citizen. OK, he kills a few people

> here and there...

[StraferJack]

This one really does set me off - not in a "I wish people would stop saying that!" way but in a have-to-be-careful-not-to-stick-this-pencil way

peolpe who say "enjoy" at the end of something - someone advising a restaurant (in this case) or waiters saying "enjoy" having served the food

it really really does bring the red mist on

[Dopamine1979]

Trying to get ketchup out of glass bottles.

[aquarius moon]

Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> Trying to get ketchup out of glass bottles.

Turn it upside down & keep it propped up in the door of the fridge.

It'll then pour out easily every time.

[Zebedee Tring]

People saying "Bless!" at the drop of a hat, especially when spoken in a patronising way.

[Dopamine1979]

aquarius moon Wrote:

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> Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> > Trying to get ketchup out of glass bottles.

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> Turn it upside down & keep it propped up in the

> door of the fridge.

> It'll then pour out easily every time.

Damn you and your infernal logic. :)

I'll stick with squeezy bottles thanks.

Anyway the infuriating incident happened in a pub yesterday where they insist on using glass bottles.

[Twirly]

Tourists. Dithering tourists.

I currently have to walk past Buck House on my commute (unless I'm lazy and take the bus) and you can hardly get past on the pavement they are so busy blocking it (around the side where they're all queuing to get in, not out the front - there you just end up in a few hundred photos each day as you dodge through). For some reason it seems even worst than usual this year (which is probably good for the economy, but even so).

[miga]

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[Dopamine1979]

It's cool when Rastas say it.

[the-e-dealer]

With any ketchup bottle tighten lid shake rigorously- Ketchup will pour.

[Alan Medic]

On the subject of bless, why people have to say bless you if you sneeze. I refuse to do it and as everyone else seems to at work, I feel obliged to tell people that I have no authority/power to bless anyone, which I haven't, and I doubt they have either.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Homoeopathy

[????]

That whistle alert on the iphone that nearly every other fooooker seems to have..grrrrr