Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[El Pibe]

aaagh, the right-who's-next-numpties, it's a rational rage but a HUUUUUGE ONE!!!!!

I do like to stand and drink at a bar, but if the queue is obviously 2 deep its time to take that drink elsewhere, if its just running out of room I usually grab the bar staff's attention for the punter in question.

[steveo]

I used to smoke Park Drive. They were small and cheap

[KalamityKel]

" mind your backs " followed by a hefty nudge works just as well... IME

[Jah Lush]

Yes, it's enough to make a rat sick. Which reminds me, putting your hand over your mouth and pretending that you're going to be imminently violently sick as you lurch unsteadily towards the bar, usually, in my experience, clears a big space for you to get your order in. Works a treat.

[Dopamine1979]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> I do like to stand and drink at a bar

There you go, Parkdrive. You can now focus your rage.

[Seabag]

Bromley

The people in Bromley

The shops in Bromley

The word "Bromley"

The parking in Bromley

The road system in Bromley

Bromley, Bromley, Bromley

"You goin' Brom-laay?" who the arsetitwank says that, other than people in earshot of my house

[Louisa]

Fat couples holding hands down the street and not giving way to passing traffic coming in the other direction. Thanks, I'll just kill myself then and walk out into the bloody road because your too selfish to let go of each for two stinking seconds or maybe consider going on a diet so I could at least squeeze past on the kerb? Pair of burger hungry ?&@%#.

Louisa.

[Louisa]

Woooooooo Seabag, don't even go there. This don't end pretty! ;-)

Louisa.

[Otta]

Seabag, do you shop at The Glades perchance?

[Seabag]

Otta Wrote:

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> Seabag, do you shop at The Glades perchance?

I HAD to go yesterday, my Mac back up brain thingy gave up. So now have a new 2 TB brain thingy

Mind you, the old one lasted 7 whole years, so a visit in 2021 is pencilled in

Until then, NO NO NO

Actually, now my steam is building, i'll explain part of my ire

It's those pasty faced, pastel wearing Joey Essex wanna be's that "Hang-out" around the area. Blow in's from Kent and else where, with "Holister" and such sh!te and little Addidas bags and stuff like that. Girls with "the bunhair/eyebrow thing" going around in little groups, pasting faces with orange fake tan, drinking Frappe and cock like that.

God hell is THAT IT, is that what living is. And the idea that parents encourage it makes me weep.

But worst of all is, when they open their mouthes and speak "Are you on FaceBoooook"

Arhhhhggg I'm tempted to mow through the place in my pick up truck, only my vanity wouldn't allow it. To be known as the bloke who "Mowed through Brom-laaaaay" for the rest of my days, would be unbearable

[Otta]

I completely agree.

When we moved to Penge we crossed from LB Lewisham to LB Bromley, and just having the name on my council tax bill makes me feel a bit sick.

[Parkdrive]

steveo Wrote:

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> I used to smoke Park Drive. They were small and

> cheap

Suits you to a tee then.

[Salsaboy]

Move back to Lewisham and improve your health then.

Otta Wrote:

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> I completely agree.

>

> When we moved to Penge we crossed from LB Lewisham

> to LB Bromley, and just having the name on my

> council tax bill makes me feel a bit sick.

[aquarius moon]

So ED is too snooty, Bromley is too chavvy, Peckham is too pretentious, Nunhead is a no-go area (although I like it myself)

Where would you all actually LIKE to live?

My first choice would be Brighton. But I guess you would find it too gay!

Something that has never bothered me at all & every restaurant/pub are extra veggie friendly.

As soon as I win the lottery I'll be there!

[Otta]

Sydenham is where it's at man.

[Salsaboy]

Oh no it's not!

Otta Wrote:

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> Sydenham is where it's at man.

[Louisa]

Pratts Bottom.

Louisa.

[steveo]

PD

[BrandNewGuy]

?Grow some balls?, ?grow a pair? etc. Stupid and really annoying for several reasons:

1 Bravey does not reside in the testicles;

2 Women can be just as brave as men, but find it really difficult to grow testicles;

3 It sounds sad and pathetic in an urban-warrior-pretending-to-be-macho sort of way.

[Otta]

I actually used one of those phrases recently and then regretted it. Tend to agree with you on this.

[Dopamine1979]

Which phrase did you use Otta? What was the context? Only then call you fully repent.

[Otta]

It was on that thread about teenagers in the playground, when someone said they're there because it's a safe place for them. I suggested that they should grow a pair (or something similar) and broaden their horizons.

I stand by my general point, but the use of that term did me no favours.

[Dopamine1979]

You are hereby absolved.

[BrandNewGuy]

That Barclays 'digital eagles' advert with the 'walking football for the over 50s'... Because, of course, everyone over 50 is a gibbering, stumbling idiot just waiting for the grave - and incapabale of setting up a Facebook page. What's worse is that 'walking football' is officially a 'thing' and not some tiresome fiction created by vacuous 20-something social media marketeers:

http://www.saga.co.uk/health/fitness/football-for-the-over-50s.aspx

Heavens preserve us.

[KidKruger]

BNG - it also props-up the existing ageist culture we have here in UK.