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Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> > > Panel is all male so I'm thinking distraction

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> > I thought you were a feminist, RPC?

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> Necessity makes strange bedfellows, or something

> to that effect, but full nudity definitely

> wouldn't work in my favour. A hint of cleavage in

> a formal meeting is generally enough - men are so

> easily terrified, bless them.


You can't get away with this without saying what happened.

It's more to do with people being mistakenly blocked from this forum, therefore missing their daily fix.


Nervous disposition or not, who honestly could bear being banned from here?


24 hours would seem like a life sentence.


It's a way of life!

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> > Necessity makes strange bedfellows, or

> something

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> > easily terrified, bless them.

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> You can't get away with this without saying what

> happened.


Afraid of making myself identifiable...

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Afraid of making myself identifiable...


And the finalists of this year's "The Apprentice" are...

"Two Little Boys" was one of my pet aversions, particularly the Xmas when it was ubiquitous on the radio and TV. One of the best spin-offs of the recent fall from grace of Rolf Harris is that we won't have to hear that bloody record again!

Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> "Two Little Boys" was one of my pet aversions,

> particularly the Xmas when it was ubiquitous on

> the radio and TV. One of the best spin-offs of the

> recent fall from grace of Rolf Harris is that we

> won't have to hear that bloody record again!


"Another rock n roll Christmas" is another one. Or so I thought... I think it's still on my mum's Christmas playlist...

Harris did not write the song 'Two Little Boys'


Two Little Boys" is a song written by American composer Theodore F. Morse and lyricist Edward Madden.

It was written in 1902 and became a popular music hall song of the time, made popular by Harry Lauder.

It describes the story of two boys who grow up to fight in a war.

It became a surprise No. 1 top-selling single for entertainer Rolf Harris in the United Kingdom.


Harris 'liked' the song and recorded it in December 1969.


It became a surprise No. 1 top-selling single for entertainer Rolf Harris in the United Kingdom.



I doubt it will EVER be played again on TV or Radio.


DulwichFox

  • 2 weeks later...

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> You've Been Framed..

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> WTF is funny about people falling over.

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> Over and over again...

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> DulwichFox



I'll ask my kids


They seem to enjoy seeing other kids fall over

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