Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[LauraHW]

Being charged 60p for 2nd class stamps at the newsagents on east dulwich road without realising I was being ripped off as was in a hurry and don't buy stamps that much!

[Seabag]

Ray Winstone

RAY WINSTONE

[Zebedee Tring]

Ray Winstone playing Henry VIII wiv a geeza accent when all the uvva members of his court was talkin' posh.

[Nigello]

LauraHW - Tell trading standards: it's illegal to sell stamps at anything other than face value (excluding Penny Blacks etc). http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/nireland/consumer_ni/consumer_post_e/consumer_complaining_about_post_e/charged_more_than_the_face_value_for_stamps.htm

[Seabag]

Ray Winstone in a movie, I can just about cope with

But Ray Winstone fronting a fekkin gambling/gaming/betting ad is too much. I've now taken to spitting out "w4nker" every time his fat head comes on TV. I'm sure my kids think that's his name

[Otta]

Agreed Seabag. I've nothing against him in films and think he has some talent. But those bloody adverts make me want to punch him.

[Seabag]

My bile for Winstone has increased somewhat

I'm sure he's why during my latest sleepwalk, I fell down a few stairs hitting the turned corner-post of my banister last night. I only cracked a couple of ribs, but OMFG it is painfull

It only hurts when I cough/laugh/call Ray a "W4NKER"

[david_carnell]

You two could be brothers!;-)

[Seabag]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> You two could be brothers!;-)

That hurts Carnell

Maybe it's me projecting then and i'm full of self loathing

[Earl Aelfheah]

The explosion in SUVs. Used to be that we laughed at Americans driving ridiculous, pseudo military vehicles.

[Loz]

Amnesty's advertising. I think the worst example was "come and sign our petition protesting against the kidnapping of the Nigerian schoolgirls". It's entirely pointless (who did they send it to?) and just their way of increasing their 'people to hassle for money' database.

Though I suppose 'irrational rage' is overstating it. More a grumpy 'hurumph'.

[Seabag]

Unknown Caller

Only to have a pre recorded message played to you

Go fekkin fekk your digital selves

[Otta]

Oh my God, I hate those bloody calls so much, and everytime I shout "f**k off" at the phone, as if that might one day actually make them stop.

[Loz]

I did have a call once from one bunch of ambulance chasers, though this was a real person rather than a machine. The spiel started with "We believe someone in your household has had an accident in the past two years..." to which I shrieked down the phone "AN ACCIDENT?? WHO?? WHAT HAPPENED?? IS IT MY WIFE?? IS SHE ALRIGHT?? OH GOD HAS SOMEONE CALLED AN AMBULANCE?? TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!"

She mumbled some sort of apology and hung up.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Those calls are infuriating. I HAVE NEVER HAD PAYMENT PROTECTION INSURANCE!!!!

[Otta]

This is an important message about your payment protection.

These days I've hung up and shouted my "f**k off" before they've got to the s in "this".

[Otta]

Loz Wrote:

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> increasing their 'people to

> hassle for money' database.

I hate that if you're generous enough to donate these days, you're basically signing up for a load of guilt trip phone calls. I got stopped in the street by a chugger a while back and ended up donating a fiver by text to the WWF. A couple of weeks later I was being made to feel like a right bastard who was more or less single handedly responsible for the deaths of the poor tigers because I wouldn't sign up to a monthly payment.

[Earl Aelfheah]

The World Wrestling Federation don't need your money.

[Gerrard]

This has probably been mentioned before, but I am hearing it more and more...

The letter 'h' being pronounced "Haitch" rather than "aitch". Please, stop it.

[Otta]

rahrahrah Wrote:

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> The World Wrestling Federation don't need your

> money.

I was going to make that joke.

I think a lot of the ex wrestlers could probably do with a few quid.

[Loz]

Didn't the wrestlers change their name after trying and failing to sue the Wildlife bunch for the right to use WWF?

[Dopamine1979]

Yup. It's WWE now.

[Muley]

Yeah, don't f*ck with the pandas- they're much harder than wrestlers

[Earl Aelfheah]

The pandas look like they've come off worst with those black eyes.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Pregnant women who act like they're the first person who ever had a baby and assume everyone must be as interested in their every thought and sensation as they are.