Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Sue]

zeban Wrote:

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> Exactly HH- to sound completely pedantic then Sue

> must surely have meant what causes her irrational

> rage is when the word 'vintage' is used

> incorrectly! because the word itself cannot be

> offensive surely if used correctly ;-)

xxxxxx

Just seeing the word "vintage", whether used "correctly" or not, now causes me irrational rage :))

[zeban]

Oh well, I did try! I guess it is supposed to be somewhat irrational!

[Annette Curtain]

The 176 bus yesterday

Taxi drivers using mobile phones to text whilst driving.

Erm & nothing wrong with up-cycling, if you take a piece of junk and revive it or make it better, that is.

*Tisk*

[rememberwhen]

The 176 Bus!

Has anybody else noticed how LOUD these buses are?

They roar away from the bus stops far noisier than 185's or 40's.

[StraferJack]

If you have come from the street, throught the lobby, through security, and up 6 floors, then 50 yards down a wide open office and you STILL have your headphones so loud you can be heard 20 yards away... then you my friend, are a grade A tosser

[BrandNewGuy]

When you get to the office, make sure your security pass is safely tucked away somewhere right at the bottom of your oversized handbag. And whatever you do, don't try to remove it before you get to the door. That way you can block the entrance for everyone else while you rummage around through your purse, hankies, make-up, magazines, bills, receipts, chocolate bars and whatnot...

[Alan Medic]

Don't mock the handbag. I believe they are bottomless pits or at the very least a pathway to a whole other world.

[maxxi]

BrandNewGuy Wrote:

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> When you get to the office, make sure your

> security pass is safely tucked away somewhere

> right at the bottom of your oversized handbag. And

> whatever you do, don't try to remove it before you

> get to the door. That way you can block the

> entrance for everyone else while you rummage

> around through your purse, hankies, make-up,

> magazines, bills, receipts, chocolate bars and

> whatnot...

This also applies to the supermarket checkout. Don't think of looking for your purse until all the items have been scanned and do not even dream of beginning to pack away your items until you have put your card back in said purse, folded the fucking receipt and put that away in a separate niche and replaced purse in bag. If you can somehow contrive, in the middle of all this, to walk away for a minute or six with a vague mumble about "Ooh, anchovies..." then so much the better.

And if you are under 30 please don't think of paying for a sandwich or a coke or a bottle of water with anything other than plastic. Cash!?!? The very idea!

[RosieH]

My vagina is enraged

[Twirly]

BrandNewGuy Wrote:

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> When you get to the office, make sure your

> security pass is safely tucked away somewhere

> right at the bottom of your oversized handbag. And

> whatever you do, don't try to remove it before you

> get to the door. That way you can block the

> entrance for everyone else while you rummage

> around through your purse, hankies, make-up,

> magazines, bills, receipts, chocolate bars and

> whatnot...

Ditto those with an Oyster card blocking the entrance to the gates at the station, or holding the bus up, after you've been seen standing at the stop waiting for 10 minutes but didn't have the nous to get it out whilst you were waiting.

[BB100]

And impatient people that always have their Oyster card/security pass ready and try to railroad you :-S

[Alan Medic]

RosieH Wrote:

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> My vagina is enraged

Jeez,what's next? "Coming to terms with the spot on my arse" maybe?

[Atticus]

People who leave the receipt from their train ticket purchase in the machine. Who do they think should move it, if not them?

When queueing, the person behind who decides to get closer to you but at an angle in an attempt, albeit subconsciously, to progress quicker through the queue.

[RosieH]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> RosieH Wrote:

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> > My vagina is enraged

>

> Jeez,what's next? "Coming to terms with the spot

> on my arse" maybe?

Xactly. Now, I haven't looked inside the book, but I imagine there might be poetry or chanting...

[mrcee]

PEOPLE I WORK WITH!!

[BrandNewGuy]

"I'm not being funny, but..." No, indeed, you're not being funny - you're being unfunny and bloody rude.

[Alan Medic]

Who?

[BrandNewGuy]

Anyone who says, "I'm not being funny, but..." :-)

[red devil]

Not so much irrational rage, instead more of a WTF moment...the front elevation of 122 Landells Road, how the fook did they get that through planning...or did they?

[Annette Curtain]

Those silly frikkin MBT shoes or whatever they're called

I mean come on, every time I see them on a pair of feet, I feel compeled to look at the arse.

And guess what, it generally ain't looking any better for it.

:-S

[katie1997]

Logging onto the forum specially to read a PM. Only to find it just contains ONE word and anyway, was a reply to a reply (6)

[Laddy Muck]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Logging onto the forum specially to read a PM.

> Only to find it just contains ONE word...

So which word was that then?

[maxxi]

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> katie1997 Wrote:

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> > Logging onto the forum specially to read a PM.

> > Only to find it just contains ONE word...

>

> So which word was that then?

oops?

[Salsaboy]

Those of you who queue up in McDonalds, get to the front of the queue and then spend 5 minutes looking up at the boards trying to decide what to have. IT'S THE SAME IN EVERY BLOODY MCDONALDS IN THE WORLD.

[Alan Medic]

I haven't been in one for years but I think there are variations in different countries.