Dildos.

[MsRial]

I hope I wasn't being labelled 'dirty bird' lol

[mummydaddyme]

Sitting at work reading this with a colleague both as confused as hell! lol

[Baggs]

red devil Wrote:

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> Do you work in A&E Baggs?...

It would have to be a very small A&E or would require a lot of preparation/lubrication.

Edit: Sorry, I misread that. No I don't work in A&E, but imagine they might have some experience in this area.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Louisa has gone very quiet on this...wonder what she's been up to all afternoon?

[steveo]

Battery or mains?

[se22cat]

"Onna" other end of the spectrum (speculum?) perhaps one of these is occupying Louisa's other half?

http://onahole.blogspot.com/

[Salsaboy]

Bloody hell that's scary.

se22cat Wrote:

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> "Onna" other end of the spectrum (speculum?)

> perhaps one of these is occupying Louisa's other

> half?

>

> http://onahole.blogspot.com/

[Loz]

steveo Wrote:

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> Battery or mains?

I thought dildos were unpowered? Wouldn't that make it a vibrator?

[indiepanda]

Loz Wrote:

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> steveo Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Battery or mains?

>

> I thought dildos were unpowered? Wouldn't that

> make it a vibrator?

You are right.

[steveo]

My sheltered childhood

[uncleglen]

This put me right off

http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/weird/death-by-dildo-man-gets-vibrator-stuck-up-his-butt-dies

[Loz]

uncleglen Wrote:

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> This put me right off

> http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/weird/death-by-dildo-man-gets-vibrator-stuck-up-his-butt-dies

Because if you hadn't read that, it would have been up the Khyber with a black mambo straight after the News at Ten had finished?

[keekybreeks]

thread is too controversial for me

[Salsaboy]

Nice one Woody.

keekybreeks Wrote:

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> thread is too controversial for me

[miga]

.

[steveo]

We've weirdly resisted posting pictures.

I would stick one up but I don't want to have to explain it to my children.

[se22cat]

"Sticking one up" may result in the need for an appointment at EDMC to remove it, and we all know what a headache that is.

Think of the children!

[Lisa Taylor]

My my, this is a saucy thread isn't it but must admit I am enjoying it.

[robbin]

I see from your previous post that you also enjoy a good Sunday roast ; )

[se22cat]

One might surmise the occasional "spit roast" may be their treat of choice.

[Salsaboy]

Anything in particular?

Lisa Taylor Wrote:

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> My my, this is a saucy thread isn't it but must

> admit I am enjoying it.

[Louisa]

I had a lovely spit roast in the garden a few weeks back. No dildos were involved.

Louisa.

[se22cat]

Just fresh pork?

[Louisa]

Not sure how fresh the pork was. Bit fatty around the edges.

Louisa.

[se22cat]

Had some gristle stuck in your teeth by the end by the sound of it.