Embarrassing crushes

[jaybee82]

Ive always thought theres something about Christine Hamilton...and I'm not talking about Neil.

[bigbadwolf]

There's plenty of headroom in that oven as well Jaybee if you carry on like that!

[jaybee82]

OK, maybe I was a bit hasty...

Susan Boyle? You have to say that eyebrow is pretty hot.

[Moos]

Shosh, really! And there I was thinking you was a Lady.

[annaj]

I had a real thing for Rutger Hauer (in the hitchhiker / blade runner / guiness ad days not now he's an OAP obviously) which I thought was quite normal and not at all embarrassing, but I mentioned it to MrJ the otehr day and he thought it was pretty weird...

[RosieH]

Ooh, Rutger definitely yummy

http://www.rutgerhauer.org/hotphotos/hotthumbs/hsup07a.jpg

[BigPhil]

The woman who was the wife / mother next door in george & mildred.

just watched an episode on the comedy channel ,

[Tony.London Suburbs]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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I bet you fancy Diane Abbot don't you Tony.

Sorry for the delay in relying bbw, but it has taken a while for me to finally remove the images from my brain that you planted there with this suggestion. As I've now made a full recovery the answer is a most definite no!!

p.s At least she keeps to her Socialist principles.

I wonder how "Frankie" is doing, now he is away from those nasty 'Acne Schools...

[bigbadwolf]

Well at least you took the time to reply to such a soul searching question Tony. Now, I like most other males have a special type of 'bank' that we like to store involuntary intimate images for future 'encouragement' or just personal appreciation of the fairer and more unpredictable sex and I for one have been making regular deposits recently. Now I'm not going to bore you with all the details but one such deposit has been neither accumulating or loosing interest. Now I'm not going to mention her name as I wouldn't want to sully the image of woman of such caliber with my torrid imagination who coincidentally was instrumental in winning the Gurkhas full rights to remain in the U.K. Why you may ask, well I'll tell you why. Apart from the fact that at 63 the woman has 'still got it' it's her velvet voice that felt like a rich and expensive elixir being poured over such a scandalous affair. I'm sorry but there's just something about her that turns the head of this 25 year old.

[Jeremy]

And you should be sorry! She looks very, very "wrong" these days. Perhaps it's the inch-thick layer of makeup and the bad teeth.

When I was a teenager and she was in her forties, she might *just* have fallen into the milf category, but those days are long gone.

[bigbadwolf]

It's not that I want to jump her bone Jezza as you're right she's old enough to be my grandmother, it's just that voice.

[Andystar]

I've got an embarrassing crush on a yummy woman at work...My co-workers tease me about it all the time, i go red n giddy & can't function properly in her presence. :-$

[woofmarkthedog]

That golden retriever from "Blue Peter" is a right corker ,loves a nice juicy bone I bet.....

Ggrr mmmmmmmm

*OO*

* reads sell by dates on tins to pass the time...oooh look at this one...mmm*

[bigbadwolf]

I always preferred the Tortoise to be honest Woof.

[Mikecg]

Andystar Wrote:

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> I've got an embarrassing crush on a yummy woman at

> work...My co-workers tease me about it all the

> time, i go red n giddy & can't function properly

> in her presence. :-$

Thats the perfect reason to avoid her like the plague.

[RosieH]

Mike, have you been avoiding me?

[Mikecg]

As you know Rosie I would never avoid you.

[RosieH]

Cut to the quick Michael, cut to the quick.

[Andystar]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Andystar Wrote:

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> > I've got an embarrassing crush on a yummy woman

> at

> > work...My co-workers tease me about it all the

> > time, i go red n giddy & can't function

> properly

> > in her presence. :-$

>

>

> Thats the perfect reason to avoid her like the

> plague.

Sadly/ luckily, I see her almost every day...i was going to write a song about her..

btw I checked out ur myspace page - cool shredding!!

[Mikecg]

Dont call me Michael, it reminds me of my mother shouting from the bottom of the stairs.

[RosieH]

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[Mikecg]

Do you play the guitar? you must know a bit about it to use that term.

Andystar Wrote:

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> Mikecg Wrote:

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> > Andystar Wrote:

> >

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>

> > -----

> > > I've got an embarrassing crush on a yummy

> woman

> > at

> > > work...My co-workers tease me about it all

> the

> > > time, i go red n giddy & can't function

> > properly

> > > in her presence. :-$

> >

> >

> > Thats the perfect reason to avoid her like the

> > plague.

>

> Sadly/ luckily, I see her almost every day...i was

> going to write a song about her..

>

> btw I checked out ur myspace page - cool

> shredding!!

[Andystar]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Do you play the guitar? you must know a bit about

> it to use that term.

>

yeah i do...i stopped for years but have kinda started again recently so i'm pretty rusty

[Mikecg]

I go hot and cold with it. one minute I cant put it down for love nor money the next get it away from me, funny ain it?.

It's a disease and there ain't no cure.

[Andystar]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I go hot and cold with it. one minute I cant put

> it down for love nor money the next get it away

> from me, funny ain it?.

> It's a disease and there ain't no cure.

I totally agree, I'm thinking of learning classical guitar or some cool ethnic guitar stuff..