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Er, I thought I was the PM here?


Anywayz, what-ev-er (flinks hand dismissively in any general direction) I have decided on our Policy which should be to outdo The Mongol Empire of Ghengis Khan infamy which stretched from the Caspian Sea to The Sea Of Japan.


Eventually this tiny Island will rule the waves and eventually regain our position as Rulers of the whole wide World, under my Leadership, making old Ghengis look like a Puddycat...


Lets Rise this Great Nation of ours-together we can conquer the World-starting with Andorra, Monaco,Liechenstein and San Marino.


Are you with me or agin me?

mockney piers Wrote:

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> There's always the mnistry of justice Snorks. We'd

> be fools not to get DC involved, perhaps defence.

> How's about Huguenot in education?


And the cabinet's looking a bit light on the distaff side as well.

How reinstating the War Department, and putting out feelers to Loiusa?

Loochie: This proposed Cabinet is beginning to take on a distinctly leftie/liberal feel which is to be discouraged at all costs.


If a rival Nation disapprooves of our actions we should nuke them not chat to them over English Tea and Muffins....:X

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> Loochie: This proposed Cabinet is beginning to

> take on a distinctly leftie/liberal feel which is

> to be discouraged at all costs.

>

> If a rival Nation disapprooves of our actions we

> should nuke them not chat to them over English Tea

> and Muffins....:X


Grudge box already ticked of course.

Pyschotic threats box now filled in as well.

You're going to make a fine enforcer TLS.

mockney piers Wrote:

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> I had her pwncilled in for queen, but point taken.

> How's about ecowarrior leagle eaglish as

> environment secretary? Ooh ooh, Moos speaker of

> the house!!


Excellent proposals MP. Moos would know how to speak to people properly, unlike the spluttery Ned who's currently occupying the position.

And she wouldn't go pointing at people either.

Got couth has Moos.

Ted Max Wrote:

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> Hona only wants the PM slot so he can get the

> lovely Kurrsty to play eight Mott songs in a row

> on Desert Island Discs. Then he'll abdicate.


I wouldn't do that Ted. Mine will be 'broad church' musical policy.

So that'll be four from Mott and four from Ian Hunter.

>Given the chance to jump aboard a gravy train.. you jump aboard.


Not everyone does. The company I work for will let you claim anything under ?250 with no authorisation - just the vague threat of a random audit. I do not abuse it. I work out the cost my work mobile phone calls down to the hundredths of pennies that they appear on my bill as. It's a privilege and I think most if not all people realise this and don't abuse it. And we are not public servants.

mockney piers Wrote:

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> There's always the mnistry of justice Snorks. We'd

> be fools not to get DC involved, perhaps defence.

> How's about Huguenot in education?


Defence, eh? Aye, go on then. But only if I get given the launch codes and a big red button to hover my fist over.

thanks TLS for explaining the hacked beatles line to my friend HugeNort......he can be a little slow sometimes, i think its all the dust on his ancient old bookcase, it gets to him sometimes.....


Yes and i am also not sure about the conservative landslide, that sounds grim. Do you really believe the country will be fooled and vote those ETON ladies in again....surely not ? lets sling em all out anyway and roll the dice....it could be the shake up this country needs. I can not bear to see them all falling over each other to below their disgust at a system they have all happily used for decades.


Looks like Gordon Brown was RIGHT in his YouTube address, yet the Conservative and Liberal Democrats voted together to make him look week, while no doubt still filing expense claims. I think the press should lock out the spin doctors and just go for it for the next 2 weeks.

NOW ITS GETTING COMICAL


CAMERON is now basically saying that he is APPALLED that the daily telegraph has reminded him that he claimed ..... wait for it ...... "?680 claimed for repairs which included the removal of wisteria from the chimney of his second home"


Who is writing for these people, surely a genius of comedy ?

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