It's contagious, and it's official (aka Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Joy)

[Louisa]

Ignorant posh sunbathers in various local parks (especially goose green), who take up an entire space with their offspring shouting loudly and giving me a headache every time I walk across that footpath.

Louisa.

[miga]

Does that make you happy?

[numbers]

The certain knowledge that the doc and quids are circling, like sharks...poised and ready to go in for the kill.

Patient and waiting. But will maxxi or LM swoop from the sidelines in a cruel twist of fate and claim that glittering prize?

Only time will tell...

[Louisa]

Yes it makes me happy! What else would I have to talk about. It's a sort of, happy angry thing. Contentment almost.

Louisa.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Yesterday, seeing a small boy walking along the road nonchalantly with what appeared to be two tennis balls stuffed up the front of his t-shirt.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Wall78's reply in For Sale section.

[red devil]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Wall78's reply in For Sale section.

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,1711290,1711624#msg-1711624

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:)

[midivydale]

The smell of toast and coffee

[BrandNewGuy]

Cock and balls graffiti on the wall at the corner of Champion Hill and Grove Lane. Old skool.

[Seabag]

Answering the phone to a "I understand you were involved in an accident that wasn't your fault" caller, which gives me the chance to reply "Oh you mean the one I died in"

The joy of the long pause before the phone going dead, is immeasurable

😃😂

[rendelharris]

Seabag Wrote:

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> Answering the phone to a "I understand you were

> involved in an accident that wasn't your fault"

> caller, which gives me the chance to reply "Oh you

> mean the one I died in"

>

> The joy of the long pause before the phone going

> dead, is immeasurable

Ah, thank you, another arrow in the quiver. My tried and trusted has been "Oh my God, was I? Have I been hurt?"

[Loz]

The guy doing the announcements on the Piccadilly Line at Green Park station. His delivery is a cross between Robin Williams and Pat Sharp. An unexpected joy.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Have you come across the one on the mainline platform at Blackfriars? Less announcement, more a sustained commentary on life. Can only imagine he uses the daytime job to practice for the comedy circuit.

[Loz]

Afraid not, RPC. Maybe some journo could do a top 10 public transport announcers!

[numbers]

the Quiet room appearing in the lounge again.

[LadyNorwood]

Two subjects currently making me chuckle, for different reasons - both in Businesses section "Continuous Banister" which I read as "Continuous Barrister" and the other "Pipes groan after toilet flush - plumber needed" - does the OP need plumber or a doctor...

[Loz]

Spotted on Facebook - someone called "Virginie Kunz".

[ed_pete]

Putting on a pair of brand new socks.

[lavender27]

putting the rubbish out on time.

[Robert Poste's Child]

A canoodle with with a passing friendly dog in the park.

(Edited to correct autocorrect.)

[Sue]

Walking over Goose Green this afternoon and seeing the children playing in the two huge heaps of fallen leaves, one at each end of the green.

And the other morning seeing out of the kitchen window at least eight sparrows all having a bath together in a bowl of water on a table in my garden.

[Robert Poste's Child]

The last couple of weeks the robins around here seem to have become more active again, or perhaps just more visible as the summer birds leave. A robin singing in a tree is a huge joy.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Admins replies to "The School for The Gifted" posters who moan about posts being deleted, in the about section.

[Pickle]

Ha ha, yes, I've just seen it and laughed. Well played, Administrator!