Lets create a limerick

[TillieTrotter]

There once was a man from East Dulwich

[mockney piers]

Who had a terrible skull itch

[Jah Lush]

So he took some pills

[Nero]

Which cured all his ills

[SeanMacGabhann]

And remembers again why he left Harwich

[Nero]

Next one..

There was a young man from Goose Green

[Jah Lush]

Who felt an urgent need to vent his spleen

[Mark]

So he went on the forum

[Fizzy]

And proceeded to bore 'em

[Ant]

With rants about Bush and the Queen

[TillieTrotter]

And forgot to find a latrine

And next....

[TillieTrotter]

Fastest finger first. You win Ant:))

[TillieTrotter]

Whilst strolling along Lordship Lane

[Jah Lush]

I looked up to see an aeroplane

[Mark]

and within a flash

[SeanMacGabhann]

I broke into a dash

[TillieTrotter]

and caught the first flight off to Spain

[Ant]

As its loos had let loose 'yellow rain'.

[Ant]

Gah! Beaten to it. :)

[Ant]

My turn for a first line:

A mother with child, overheard,

[TillieTrotter]

The warbling of a very strange bird

[Mark]

it seemed to be singing

[mockney piers]

and turds it was flinging

[TillieTrotter]

That were left by an elephant herd. Boom Boom

Whose next?

[Mark]

Me...

As I looked out from Dawson's Heights