Lets create a limerick

[Nero]

There was a young Spaniard called Mockney

[Ant]

Who liked to buy paintings by Hockney

(I have no idea whether this is true but at least it rhymes.)

[TillieTrotter]

But the last was a fake....

[Mark]

of a lady, with a rake

[TillieTrotter]

so he cried "for Gawds sake"

I bet it was done by a Cockney

(That was greedy of me):-$

[Mark]

Next one:

There once was a she-devil called Snorky

[TillieTrotter]

Who when told she was getting too porky

[Huguenot]

There once was a she-devil called Snorky

Who when told she was getting too porky

Reached in her pocket

[Ant]

And pulled out a rocket

To fire off at those who were dorky enough to comment about her weight, or about the fact that her last line didn't scan.

[Polly D]

There was a new shop named Moxton

[TillieTrotter]

that moved to East Dulwich from Hoxton (not true i know)

[Huguenot]

Their slippery eels..

[Polly D]

Resembled baby seals

[TillieTrotter]

without the added Shocks to em

[Polly D]

But was soon bought out by Foxton (s)

[Nero]

There once was a school named JAGS

[TillieTrotter]

Watch it....my daughters a JAGS girl(6)

[georgia]

Which gave the kids free fags

[Ant]

[edited owing to crapness, and having somehow missed out a whole page of new posts]

[TillieTrotter]

At lunch time they puffed

[Ant]

Tho their mums were not chuffed

[TillieTrotter]

with the holes in their designer glad rags.

[TillieTrotter]

A nice Irish lad named Sean

[Jah Lush]

spent all his time looking at porn

[mockney piers]

He came all a cropper