Lets create a limerick

[citizenED]

That's a real three dart finish, Keef....

[Jah Lush]

That'll do me Keef.

Do you know this one then?

I wanna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent

where we can both experiment ment ment ment ment

yeah yeah! it's so convenient ent ent ent ent

Let's take a taxi to my tent.

[Keef]

Not one I'm familiar with, but I like it! >:D

[Jah Lush]

Anyone takers for this one?

As I sat out on Glastonbury Tor

[Cuthbert Dibble]

Michael Eavis walked by and said "cor"

[Keef]

As I sat out on Glastonbury Tor

Michael Eavis walked by and said "cor"

"Jah Lush looks quite mashed"...

[Jah Lush]

Hope he makes the next bash

[citizenED]

'stead of being passed out on the floor.

[Jah Lush]

LOL:))

[citizenED]

When they started to build the new school...

[Cuthbert Dibble]

Neighbours moaned - how very uncool

[Keef]

The traffic will queue,

It'll block my view...

[Asset]

and I can't build my new swimming pool

[TillieTrotter]

Watching Glasto on Telly tonight............

[citizenED]

Arctic Monkeys are a pure delight

[Jah Lush]

And so is Bjork and Hot Chip

[karter]

the rain falls help we need a ship

[mightyroar]

to sail off to the isle of wight

(for the next festival)

[Nero]

Goose Green roundabout looks empty

[Cuthbert Dibble]

Build a statue, or seven, or twenty

[Asset]

but the locals will fight

over just what looks right

[georgia]

As for ideas - well they have plenty!

[Asset]

An ED'er went down to the Seacow

[Nero]

A chippy that's so very 'now'

[mockney piers]

Its fish fresh and frozen