Mikecg Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 With Profanities and f*ck witted wit Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted March 4, 2009 Author Share Posted March 4, 2009 He'll ban them for sure Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 With no expense spared Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 And the Subtlety of Burke and Hare. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 At Alleyn's the fireworks went off Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 the neighbours they started to scoff Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 They came out in droves Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 With their spades and their hoes Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 And why they keep argueing in 'ED issues' nobody knows. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 Dearest BBW, I'm sorry to have to pull you up, but here goes.... a limerick has a certain rhythm, I'll give you a classic. There once was a guy named Billwho swallowed a gunpowder pillit went off like a rocketfound his balls in his pocketand his cock flew over the hill.Can you see the rhythm? And the way that the last line must rhyme with the first. I hope you don't think I'm being pedantic but.....:) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-177837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 There once was a poet called Tillie Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 who complained when writers were silly Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
computedshorty Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 A young lady lying on the grass in the park of Dulwich,soon noticed that undsr her clothes had started to itch.She twisted and turned trying to dislodge the intruder,lifted her skirt, her freind said you are getting ruder.She rolled on the grass but ended up wet in the ditch. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 errr.. interesting limerick, CS...continuing on from Steve...She said they're too saucy Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 computedshorty Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> A young lady lying on the grass in the park of> Dulwich,> soon noticed that undsr her clothes had started to> itch.> She twisted and turned trying to dislodge the> intruder,> lifted her skirt, her freind said you are getting> ruder.> She rolled on the grass but ended up wet in the> ditch.___________________________________________________The tread is for a lymeric CSIs this a Camberwell Haiku ?W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Then they would get 'arsey' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
computedshorty Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 climbed up, One Tree all Hilly Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Admin said "Stop,It's silly" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-294793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Went to the National Gallery this weekend and was reminded of this:While Titian was mixing his madder,His model reclined on a ladder.Her position, to Titian, suggested coition,So he rushed up the ladder and 'ad her. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-320785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 This may already be on here...but, frankly, I don't fancy trawling through 69 pages in order to check...This is my favourite:There was a young lady from Ealing,Who had a peculiar feeling,She lay on her back,And opened her crack,And pissed all over the ceiling. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-320787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 There was a young woman from nodWho wanted a child of GodIt was the almighty who climbed up her nightieThe vicar, the dirty old sod! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-320790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 legalbeagle Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Went to the National Gallery this weekend and was> reminded of this:> > While Titian was mixing his madder,> His model reclined on a ladder.> Her position, to Titian, suggested coition,> So he rushed up the ladder and 'ad her.Laughed out loud at that one! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-320800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 a mistake. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-320826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Nice one...Lovely, thanks for that "Steve" "You do know how to tell 'em..." *rubs back of neck, shuffles feet, ducks bottle *http://www.tvacres.com/images/greeting_lurch2.jpgNow tell us that one about "Myra Hindley"It's been ages.....W**F* imagines david cameron & gordon brown on the toilet together * Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-320931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Out..Out came our leader called Gordonwho.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/83/#findComment-321322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now