Lets create a limerick

[Mikecg]

With Profanities and f*ck witted wit

[TillieTrotter]

He'll ban them for sure

[bigbadwolf]

With no expense spared

[Mikecg]

And the Subtlety of Burke and Hare.

[Nero]

At Alleyn's the fireworks went off

[Mikecg]

the neighbours they started to scoff

[SteveT]

They came out in droves

[TillieTrotter]

With their spades and their hoes

[bigbadwolf]

And why they keep argueing in 'ED issues' nobody knows.

[TillieTrotter]

Dearest BBW, I'm sorry to have to pull you up, but here goes.... a limerick has a certain rhythm, I'll give you a classic.

There once was a guy named Bill

who swallowed a gunpowder pill

it went off like a rocket

found his balls in his pocket

and his cock flew over the hill.

Can you see the rhythm? And the way that the last line must rhyme with the first.

I hope you don't think I'm being pedantic but.....:)

[SteveT]

There once was a poet called Tillie

[SteveT]

who complained when writers were silly

[computedshorty]

A young lady lying on the grass in the park of Dulwich,

soon noticed that undsr her clothes had started to itch.

She twisted and turned trying to dislodge the intruder,

lifted her skirt, her freind said you are getting ruder.

She rolled on the grass but ended up wet in the ditch.

[brum]

errr.. interesting limerick, CS...

continuing on from Steve...

She said they're too saucy

[woofmarkthedog]

computedshorty Wrote:

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> A young lady lying on the grass in the park of

> Dulwich,

> soon noticed that undsr her clothes had started to

> itch.

> She twisted and turned trying to dislodge the

> intruder,

> lifted her skirt, her freind said you are getting

> ruder.

> She rolled on the grass but ended up wet in the

> ditch.

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The tread is for a lymeric CS

Is this a Camberwell Haiku ?

W**F

[SteveT]

Then they would get 'arsey'

[computedshorty]

climbed up, One Tree all Hilly

[woofmarkthedog]

Admin said

"Stop,It's silly"

[legalbeagle]

Went to the National Gallery this weekend and was reminded of this:

While Titian was mixing his madder,

His model reclined on a ladder.

Her position, to Titian, suggested coition,

So he rushed up the ladder and 'ad her.

[Ladymuck]

This may already be on here...but, frankly, I don't fancy trawling through 69 pages in order to check...

This is my favourite:

There was a young lady from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling,

She lay on her back,

And opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling.

[legalbeagle]

There was a young woman from nod

Who wanted a child of God

It was the almighty who climbed up her nightie

The vicar, the dirty old sod!

[brum]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Went to the National Gallery this weekend and was

> reminded of this:

>

> While Titian was mixing his madder,

> His model reclined on a ladder.

> Her position, to Titian, suggested coition,

> So he rushed up the ladder and 'ad her.

Laughed out loud at that one!

[SteveT]

a mistake.

[woofmarkthedog]

Nice one...

Lovely, thanks for that "Steve"

"You do know how to tell 'em..."

*rubs back of neck, shuffles feet, ducks bottle *

http://www.tvacres.com/images/greeting_lurch2.jpg

Now tell us that one about "Myra Hindley"

It's been ages.....

W**F

* imagines david cameron & gordon brown on the toilet together *

[woofmarkthedog]

Out..

Out came our leader called Gordon

who....