Lets create a limerick

[EDOldie]

The Japenese were right you know

[Jeremy]

[i hope you don't mind if I alter your line EDOldie, it doesn't really fit as a limerick 3rd line]

The Japenese were right,

About the bright lights

[Asset]

when will they move in for the kill?

[mightyroar]

what happy things happened this year?

[Ladygooner]

at the end of East Dulwich Pier

[TillieTrotter]

Not much for me:(

[lozzyloz]

Except Chandelier tea:))

[TillieTrotter]

And their tea costs more than a beer!

[mightyroar]

when they took down the fence at goose green

[lozzyloz]

AFN almost burst his spleen

[TillieTrotter]

It's just so middle class

[Brendan]

To have your dog foul the grass

[TillieTrotter]

but its something for the plebs to clean! (does a runner)

[mightyroar]

how many mince pies should you eat?

[Nero]

Just one - an occasional treat?

[Brendan]

I would say stuff your face

[EDOldie]

And retire in disgrace

[citizenED]

By creeping out into the street.

In the shop promising organic wine...

[mightyroar]

I had to wait 40 minutes in line

[TillieTrotter]

but then I discover

[EDOldie]

A wine like no other

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

It is is ineffably sublime

[TillieTrotter]

Twas the day before Christmas

[mightyroar]

and all along the isthmus

[mightyroar]

we'd eaten our goose