Lets create a limerick

[mightyroar]

when the forum was blocked at work

[Asset]

there was no excuse to shirk

[andycam]

Mirash, east dulwich tandoori you choose

[Asset]

eh?

[andycam]

I have no idea what happened there

[mightyroar]

when the forum was blocked at work

There was no excuse to shirk

hurrah said the boss

[Jah Lush]

It's our gain and you're loss

[Asset]

but sneaked off for a bit of a lurk

[citizenED]

When Atila and Boy had a spat...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

The subuteo came out on the mat

[Jah Lush]

they huffed and puffed

[Keef]

And we all were chuffed

[SteveT]

When the ball hit the nose of the cat

[HonaloochieB]

On the mean streets of Dulwich beware..

[TillieTrotter]

There are scammers trying to scare

[HonaloochieB]

Some schucks for to buy

[TillieTrotter]

Some Pie in the Sky

[citizenED]

For con tricks, they do have a flair.

When the forum made jokes about class...

[Asset]

it turned into the usual old farce [posh me, rhyme class with farce]

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Louisa cried "foul!"

[HonaloochieB]

The workers threw in the towel

[mightyroar]

& threw the ruling class out on it's arse

[mightyroar]

When Chav did a TV debate

[TillieTrotter]

I'd have watched but twas on too late

[citizenED]

She sure lost her rag