i'm betrothed

[Keef]

That's just ludicrous! ;-)

Hmm Tuscany, Peckham Registry Office, Tuscany, Peckham Registry Office *weighs up in hands*..... :-S

[mockney piers]

Costs about the same as one to be honest Tillie. However one of the best lenses out there.

Well, there is this little Carl Zeiss 1700mm F4, weighing in at 256 kg

 

[Ant]

Good lord, it's obscene!

[Polly D]

You could hold the reception in that space rocket Huguenot.

[TillieTrotter]

Just had a browse through your album Mockers. Aint London Beyutiful:)) Love your shots of The London Eye. I grew up very near to the South Bank.

[mockney piers]

There's nowhere quite like London, Tillie :D

Cheers, they were done on one of the EDF photowalks.

The other chaps also caught some real stunners of the area.

 

[dulwichmum]

Dear Fear 'n boozin,

You dirty dog! How dare you lower the tone. Why they are even not married yet, and even if they were I like to think of it as more than a shag - it is making love...

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Shag"? - I am stunned that that word is in the DM lexicon.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Michael,

I am trying to keep up with the coarse jargon on here, it is rather difficult but I believe necessary in order to hang out with the "in" crowd...

[mockney piers]

Isn't shag that cool cool tobacco you put in pipes? What's so rude about that?

Anyway I think he may have drunkenly been referring to the 'stag'. Best Man has touted Madrid, Ukraine (has anyone seen Severance?), Las Vegas and the omnipresent Cleethorpes.

[Keef]

I was thinking about Ukraine, but if it's anything like the Baltic islands, word will get round very quickly, and within a very short space of time, it will be full of absolute w@nkers from England ruining the place, and making them all hate us!

Believe me, when I went to Vilnius, it was a lovely friendly plae with barely any brits, and I always planned on returning for a proper break, as it was beautiful! However, a mate went last year, and it is unrecognisable! Full of British stag parties, and very (understandably) resentful locals! :(

[mockney piers]

Yeah, when mrs mockers an I went to estonia we went during the week and people were incredibly friendly, by thursday night though we were being treated with suspicion (being a couple really should give the game away that it wasn't a stag do but hey).

We got the bus to Russia friday afternoon and we could already see them all rolling up and i felt so sorry for the locals.

[Keef]

It really really does make you ashamed to be a brit! When I was in Amsterdam a few weeks back, I was so glad my cousin had the local knowledge to take us off the beaten track, because every group of English lads I saw just made my hang my head!

[mockney piers]

As you know I lived there for a year, the first 3 months in the barbizon palace on zeedijk which is basically in the red light district.

I can assure you it's not just the English who should hang their head in shame (or more commonly to puke up, or stare at their bits as they piss against a wall). Every member of the British Isles was well represented. In fact the worst behaved were usually clad in a Celtic shirt. That's not a scientific observation just a very experienced anecdotal one.

[Fear 'n boozin]

DM - I can assure I would *never* talk about Mr and Missus MP in that way, it would be far to below the belt. On the stag front, I hear there's good fun to be had comping out on Goose Green roundabout with some Tennants and maybe a bottle of gin.

[Keef]

Sounds like a plan!!!! :)-D