EDF Question Time?

[????]

oh gawd, I thought you weren't about....:-S

[Ted Max]

David Steel, Quids. Former leader of the Liberal party? One of the SDP founders?

"go back to your constituencies and prepare for government."

No?

[????]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> David Steel, Quids. Former leader of the Liberal

> party? One of the SDP founders?

>

> "go back to your constituencies and prepare for

> government."

>

> No?

I thought that was Snorky?

[Ted Max]

Oh. I see. A crosspost. Yeah, Snorky's a real straight up guy. But he doesn't rock the windswept blue V-neck look like Baron Steel of Aikwood.

Second thoughts, we'd better not have The Baron in. He's packing too much Heat. Better get the Frowning Princess in instead - audience isn't going to get lairy when it's got the Windsor headscarf herself giving it the full beam from the chair.

[Marmora Man]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> >

> What, no Mockney Piers?

quite right - my mistake

[????]

Hugenot? We've enough for a series

[HonaloochieB]

Can I be the one who's hopelessly out of his depth, with not an iota of a clue about the matters of pith and moment being discussed, but on being put on the spot smart-alecs for a few seconds and then drags the subject round to the impending release of Ian Hunter's LP and the Mott The Hoople reunion while all around me watch through their fingers and curl their toes on my behalf.

Don't feel too badly though, when no one's looking I'll be playing footsy with Chairman Moos.

[Marmora Man]

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> Hugenot? We've enough for a series

Can we afford his travel expenses?

[bigbadwolf]

Can he afford Dulwich prices?

[paragon]

It would be interesting to see some real life EDF debating. I think down the pub I can hold my own on most subjects but on here there are always people who will pull out "facts" or "statistics" or "truth" which wrecks my general rule of if you say it twice as loud you are likely to win the argument.

Would be interesting to see who spend 30 mins on google before retorts and who is generally knowledgeable.

[Moos]

Ted Max Wrote:

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Better get the

> Frowning Princess in instead - audience isn't

> going to get lairy when it's got the Windsor

> headscarf herself giving it the full beam from the

> chair.

Every time I start to think him alluring again..

[mockney piers]

Perhaps we could get the Beeb to get him over here on expenses to provide interesting programming, simultaneously proving both he and Allfornun right in ine fell swoop. Do you think Auntie would be interested in a series of home spun mini Question Times?

[Marmora Man]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Perhaps we could get the Beeb to get him over here

> on expenses to provide interesting programming,

> simultaneously proving both he and Allfornun right

> in ine fell swoop. Do you think Auntie would be

> interested in a series of home spun mini Question

> Times?

Worth a punt - all about engaging with the communities. Isn't there something like that in the BBC Charter?

[bigbadwolf]

Even better, could we have an EDF QI?

[mockney piers]

Ooh, have to have *Bob* ca[taining a team on that surely!! Ted Max for compere and perhaps Honaloochhie as the other team captain?

[HonaloochieB]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Ooh, have to have *Bob* ca[taining a team on that

> surely!! Ted Max for compere and perhaps

> Honaloochhie as the other team captain?

Are you suggesting I take the 'Curly Alan' role, effectively being compere Ted's bitch?

Honestly MP, what have I ever done to you?

[Ted Max]

First Quite Interesting fact. There are no teams, or team captains, on QI.

And Hona, you are magnificent when you're angry. Bless your little cottons. Baah, etc.

[HonaloochieB]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> First Quite Interesting fact. There are no teams,

> or team captains, on QI.

>

> And Hona, you are magnificent when you're angry.

> Bless your little cottons. Baah, etc.

Oh, I'm all of a simper now. There are worse things than being T's B.

[lard]

Yeah maybe us plebs can all buy tickets so that not only could we hang on your every word, you would also be able to buy drinks and nibbles for yourselves. We would just go away happy with the wisdom you have passed down to us. Now where and how does one sign up for such an opportunity?

[bigbadwolf]

lard Wrote:

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We would just go away happy with the

> wisdom you have passed down to us. Now where and

> how does one sign up for such an opportunity?

I hate to spoil things for you Lard but I think that the only thing you'll walk away with is a sense of disappointment and one of Mott the Hoople's less successful tracks stuck in your head.

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> lard Wrote:

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> -----

> We would just go away happy with the

> > wisdom you have passed down to us. Now where

> and

> > how does one sign up for such an opportunity?

>

> I hate to spoil things for you Lard but I think

> that the only thing you'll walk away with is a

> sense of disappointment and one of Mott the

> Hoople's less successful tracks stuck in your

> head.

Oi, BBW stop putting off the punters with the truth.

[Huguenot]

I can do the ol' live by satellite trick with skype, Moo's laptop and the Canning wifi.

[HonaloochieB]

lard Wrote:

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> Yeah maybe us plebs can all buy tickets so that

> not only could we hang on your every word, you

> would also be able to buy drinks and nibbles for

> yourselves. We would just go away happy with the

> wisdom you have passed down to us. Now where and

> how does one sign up for such an opportunity?

Ignore BBW Lard, I know for a fact he's the brains behind a rival show along the lies of Eight Out Of Ten Cats, I hear the working title is Once A Pussy...

Anyway he's desperately setting up a spoiler campaign.

You can purchase tickets for either show on the link below.

Simply search for Questionable Time In The Palmerston or IQ Outside William Rose.

Looking forward to seeing you.

www.ticketbastard.co.uk

[bigbadwolf]

Don't listen to HonaloochieB Lard. He's the brain washer behind the X factor. I hear he's got his arm shoved so far up Cowell's arse that they both struggle to decide who's in charge. I hear he/they are launching a catalyst on channel 4 called 'Britain's got tolerance'.

[bigbadwolf]

You can get tickets to his events at WWW.BUMTICKET.CO.UK or alternatively you can try WWW.JACKSY-RAG.ORG.