Embittered author ready to kill someone

[effthis]

After spending years of my life penning my first book, I have now completed the book and am ready to kill anyone who comes within my path.

[Horsebox]

Well that should make for a great sequel. You could write it from your prison cell...

[HonaloochieB]

Mr Bronson, may I be the first to welcome you to the EDF.

[effthis]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Mr Bronson, may I be the first to welcome you to

> the EDF.

Thanks for the welcome. Excuse my current level of rage but it is understandable in my particular circumstances. Now, where's that AK47?

[HonaloochieB]

Your book, I'm guessing it's not a slim volume of poetry which will be bound in purple silk.

[lozzyloz]

Is this like one of those messages you read on a forum and then next day there's another Columbine and everyone says we should've picked up on it?

[ontheedge]

lol lozzy but might be marketing ploy

[Michael Palaeologus]

I believe it was the Head Gardener what done it.

[effthis]

I'm not gonna do a Columbine...

[Moos]

I suggest that an important step in expressing your rage without bullets or stab wounds having to be involved is learning how to swear properly. Eff this? Propermotherfuck that.

[Moos]

By the way, you have to make swearwords up to get them past the censor. Teefuckinghee. See?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Pantaloon mayhap?

[Moos]

I'faith, odd's bodkins.

No, I'm just feeling as though I ought to be skipping about in my motley. Not working for me, sorry, PGC. Even though it's probably medieval for filthy.

[AllforNun]

cool, thanks for the tip as a publisher and keeper of bee's i will stay out of your way !

[HAL9000]

Effthis - tell us about it - take no mind of the jokers, they're just bored out of their tiny minds.

[Huguenot]

AfN's a publisher !!!??!!!!??!

Jesu Christu and all that.

Have I missed something effthis, why would finishing a book make you homicidal?

[Sherwick]

::oIt isn't a dictionary is it? Make sure that no words are missing like 'aardvark' and also, make sure you don't accidently burn the only copy you have.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Well that's what happens Moos when one's fingers aren't quick enough. My amazingly witty post was in response to "Columbine" but you somehow snuck two posts in between.

[woofmarkthedog]

Is penning anything like rimming ?

[Muley]

Moos Wrote:

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> No, I'm just feeling as though I ought to be

> skipping about in my motley.

How's a chap supposed to stay focused and get any work done Moos, with you posting such erotically charged prose!

[HonaloochieB]

I was almost going to put EffThis's post and today's incident on LL together in the same sentence.

But decided not to.

Jesus, to discover I have a PR gene after this time is quite the surprise.

Who knew?

Not I.