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So Daizie,


You got rid of the smelly ex, eh? Well, I guess it was meant to be. C'est la vie and all that....


OK, i tick all your boxes apart from the fact that i'm a mere youngster at 36 and am fitter than most, so i'd lurve you to death. hahaha.


Anyway, if you're interested in having a 'conversation' describe yourself - specifically, are you one of life's givers or takers? - and i promise i'll PM you as i like the way you post.

cupid_stunt Wrote:

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> So Daizie,

>

> You got rid of the smelly ex, eh? Well, I guess it

> was meant to be. C'est la vie and all that....

>

> OK, i tick all your boxes apart from the fact that

> i'm a mere youngster at 36 and am fitter than

> most, so i'd lurve you to death. hahaha.

>

> Anyway, if you're interested in having a

> 'conversation' describe yourself - specifically,

> are you one of life's givers or takers? - and i

> promise i'll PM you as i like the way you post.


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Oh Please keep us posted. Plus can we have an out of ten score system

Our cab driver coming back from town last night was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed - a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the other criteria but he should be pretty easy to contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for Ted.
Our cab driver coming back from town last night was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed - a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the other criteria but he should be pretty easy to contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for Ted.


I remember you, jaybee. Bit thin on top, yeah? Beer sweats with a hint of garlic. No tip.

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Our cab driver coming back from town last night

> was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the

> go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the

> gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed -

> a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the

> other criteria but he should be pretty easy to

> contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for


> Ted.

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Dazers


Rang Zingos on your behalf....Mmmmm


Ted is actually Ed as in Edwina (or soon to be)

Ok, she has an adams like a Bramley cooker & "Flash eau de toilet" is the scent of choice. However Ted/Ed does fall into the high sex/ flash with the cash category, he's loaded with coins & notes so guess where he keeps them.......


"Pull the one armed bandit & hit the jackpot"


I think it'll be laugh a minute really......


Let us know how you get on...




W**F


* good call JB *

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