wanted - new boyfriend

[daizie]

thanks themaninblack, what a good idea .

Must have good personal hygiene, fit, handsome, entertaining, high sex drive, willing to spend his money,

Aged 40- 45.

Open to offers.

[????]

EDF drinks are packed to the gills with these very fellas.....I'm too old though

[jimmy two times]

Sounds like you've given your smelly boyfriend the elbow then Daizie?

[Jeremy]

Daizie, I find this ageist! What happened to equal opportunities?

[HAL9000]

Daizie, Daizie,

Give me your answer do!

I'm half crazy,

All for the love of you!

It won't be a stylish marriage,

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat

Of a bicycle made for two.

[bigbadwolf]

Sorry HAL, I did that a while back but with some rather rude adjustments. It was in the chav thread.

Copycat.

[cupid_stunt]

So Daizie,

You got rid of the smelly ex, eh? Well, I guess it was meant to be. C'est la vie and all that....

OK, i tick all your boxes apart from the fact that i'm a mere youngster at 36 and am fitter than most, so i'd lurve you to death. hahaha.

Anyway, if you're interested in having a 'conversation' describe yourself - specifically, are you one of life's givers or takers? - and i promise i'll PM you as i like the way you post.

[Jeremy]

BBW, I think that the words have added poignancy coming from someone called "HAL"... you may have missed something there...

[jaybee82]

I love that 'good personal hygiene' is now a prerequisite after the phantom shitter.

[HAL9000]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Sorry HAL

Woooosh!

[woofmarkthedog]

cupid_stunt Wrote:

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> So Daizie,

>

> You got rid of the smelly ex, eh? Well, I guess it

> was meant to be. C'est la vie and all that....

>

> OK, i tick all your boxes apart from the fact that

> i'm a mere youngster at 36 and am fitter than

> most, so i'd lurve you to death. hahaha.

>

> Anyway, if you're interested in having a

> 'conversation' describe yourself - specifically,

> are you one of life's givers or takers? - and i

> promise i'll PM you as i like the way you post.

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Oh Please keep us posted. Plus can we have an out of ten score system

[vinceayre]

Well as long as its not his ablutions being marked out of ten.

Vince

[brum]

I'm too old and I'm not handsome.

(Otherwise, I'm perfect)

[Mick Mac]

I find Hal so shallow. But daizie may feel the benefits.

Is this what you were getting at jeremy?

[Mick Mac]

are you fit yourself daizie? I cant declare myself in or out until i know what the prize is. Maybe you could pm me a suitable picture. I promise not to circulate it. Honest.

[daizie]

Now, Mick Mac i thought you were married ., tut tut

[Mick Mac]

oh come on daizie. Fancy outing me in public like that.

[jaybee82]

Our cab driver coming back from town last night was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed - a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the other criteria but he should be pretty easy to contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for Ted.

[Jeremy]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I find Hal so shallow. But daizie may feel the

> benefits.

> Is this what you were getting at jeremy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_9000

[Mick Mac]

oh right. I tend to steer clear of sci fi stuff.

[Ted Max]

Our cab driver coming back from town last night was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed - a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the other criteria but he should be pretty easy to contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for Ted.

I remember you, jaybee. Bit thin on top, yeah? Beer sweats with a hint of garlic. No tip.

[woofmarkthedog]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Our cab driver coming back from town last night

> was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the

> go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the

> gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed -

> a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the

> other criteria but he should be pretty easy to

> contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for

> Ted.

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Dazers

Rang Zingos on your behalf....Mmmmm

Ted is actually Ed as in Edwina (or soon to be)

Ok, she has an adams like a Bramley cooker & "Flash eau de toilet" is the scent of choice. However Ted/Ed does fall into the high sex/ flash with the cash category, he's loaded with coins & notes so guess where he keeps them.......

"Pull the one armed bandit & hit the jackpot"

I think it'll be laugh a minute really......

Let us know how you get on...

W**F

* good call JB *

[jaybee82]

Thats the one Ted. Ever so sorry, I would have tipped but I'm not a fan of Magic FM, or the 'sandals and white sport socks' combo you were wearing.

[daizie]

thanks for that ..

[jaybee82]

Quite alright Daiz. Just doing my bit for the community.