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Keef, you're just saying that 'cos Honaloochie is making you think that with his evil genius-type mind control brain manipulation powers, in order to advance his plans for world domination and, er, evil and stuff...


You must fight back by fashioning a protective helmet out of tin foil and wearing it at all times.


Happy birthday, by the way!

Keef Wrote:

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> Unskinny Bop is a masterpiece of song writing, the

> like of which make Bob Dylan look ordinary.



It inhabits the same playlist in my ipod as such opera as Warrant?s Cherry Pie and Dr Feelgood by The, aforementioned, Crue.


I blame HonaloochieB, for would we have had the perms and eyeliner of the eighties if Mott the Hoople and T.Rex had not paved the way a generation before?

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB is and always will be the most gash

> super villain there will ever be, he only started

> doing it for tax reasons and has never really done

> anything apart from kidnapping the odd cat. I on

> the otherhand (I've got a hook on the other) sell

> guns and drugs from from my Blofeld style hideout

> and I've got a pool of maneating sharks as well.

>

> I also get all the best skirt (i.e Barbara Bach's

> triple X) unlike HonaloochieB who has to get his

> legover with the likes of Rosa Klebb.


*licks evil pencil*

*puts BBW on evil 'to do' list*

*despatches pyschotic henchman to do BBW*

And for your information Wolfie Rosa was quite the piece of ass.

Great sense of humour too, used to leave her shoes outside hotel rooms to be polished, any time you see a hotel employee with a couple of fingers missing you'll know that was a place where me and Rosa stayed.

A proper evil genius's bird she was.

Barbara Bach? Don't make me laugh, my lips are chapped.

She couldn't even witness me disciplining an errant underling using the crocodile pool sanction without going green around the gills.

Bloody lightweight.

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