Rampant Corruption - A Reality?

[Huguenot]

And now you've reverted to some sort of deviant sexual hierarchy as a measure of your self-coronation HAL9000?

Intriguing.

Is that how you see sex HAL9000, sort of sticking your privates in something as a subjugation? Do you do it to women? Do you teach them a lesson? Do you make them learn?

Like an incontinent schoolboy you're running around the playground braying about a fictional victory, not because you actually won anything, but because you've pooed in your panties and you're embarrassed. Every hop you get that skidding feeling in your cheeks. If only it would go away. In the end you can't sort it out can you, because you can't bear what you've done. You can't accept you've messed yourself.

I thought for some reason that you were in your forties HAL9000, can't remember why. However, there is something almost tragically autistic in your postings, and I apologise unreservedly if you do have this unfortunate disorder.

Still aiming for the last word chap? ;-) Off you go...

[HAL9000]

Look Huguenot,I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

And tell your mummy to get you the help you clearly need - as soon as possible.

[Huguenot]

Was that it?

Chuckle.

Or like your little poo problem do you need another little dribble?

*whispers... they're after you....*

[HAL9000]

>>>>> Whooosh!

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Huguenot's head

[Huguenot]

Was that it?

Chortle.

*they're listening*

[HAL9000]

If you feel you must continue to make an arse of yourself, be my guest: knock yourself out kid.

[Huguenot]

Was that it?

Giggle.

*they're talking about you HAL9000, because you're really important*

[annaj]

Alright boys, that's enough now. Just stop it. Both of you.

I have no idea what the rights and wrongs of your discussion were (and I have no inclination to read it) but the childish, tedious and at times extremely distastful exchange of insults since you arrived in the lounge is making you both look like fools.

Apologies for the mum voice, but it needed to be said.

[HAL9000]

Shhhh AnnaJ. I'm carrying out research on sociopathic obssessive compulsive disorder. There's enough material here for a text book!

[Huguenot]

There you go annaj, you see he just can't stop calling me names!

Was that your last word then HAL9000? ;-)

*are they in the bedroom HAL9000?*

[HAL9000]

Every time I have tried to end this thread in a friendly and amicable way - I've lost count how many attempts I've made - you always bounce back with an ever more bizarre escalation.

I've come to the conclusion that your obsessive behaviour is theraputic at some level so I'm content to humour you until whatever demons are plaguing you are exhausted.

[Huguenot]

Excellent stuff, quite happy.

Was that your last word then? ;-)

[LuLu Too]

The macho posturing in this thread is hilarious (although unintentional, I'm sure).

Are you two freebasing testosterone in here whilst engaging in your online meaningless duel?

May the best man win.

Or may the thread be locked.

[Huguenot]

Quite right Lulu, to be honest appearances can be deceiving. There's gales of laughter chez Huguenot, and it's already cost me a fiver with another forumite, because I thought HAL9000 would give up earlier.

In fact I do respect HAL9000's point, I just think that in this issue as with others the fears are overplayed, heightening anxieties to the detriment of our general well being.

I'll stop now regardless of whatever final insults are tossed my way ;-) HAL9000 would probably prefer to have the final say.