LegalEagle-ish Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I was just thinking that seeing as how I've always been a bit of a slag and know more about sex and how to have multiple squirty orgasms than most people alive, I should pass this valuable knowledge on to others.If anyone wants to know how to have the kind of full-on orgasmic sex I was addicted to for years then they can pay me ?100 an hour to teach them.I am actually serious about this. I will help women or couples, men can take their arses off to Soho cos I won't deal with single guys, sorry.If you want me to give you a bit of help PM me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 I wondered where this had got to. Don't know why it was lounged, do you think admin thought I was joking around or something? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Oh DamnWe live in SE26....................so close but so farOh well.W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 OK...I'm just BUSTING to know...have you had many PMs on THIS? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladygooner Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Maybe you could do a workshop at the next EDF drinks?:-$ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 What I'd like to see is the deluge of private messages genuinely asking for advice and instruction Legal started recieving right after she posted the thread.Perhaps you should advtise your particular service in the village Legal as I'd imagine there's a massive swinging scene full of middle aged women with nothing better to do than dream of entertaining the Alleyns 6th form rugby club. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Leagle, i'd come along , but i dont have a man , as soon as i find one we'll be round at yours ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> What I'd like to see is the deluge of private> messages genuinely asking for advice and> instruction Legal started recieving right after> she posted the thread. Yes - me too...couldn't you at least give us FIGURES...> > Perhaps you should advtise your particular service> in the village Legal as I'd imagine there's a> massive swinging scene full of middle aged women> with nothing better to do than dream of> entertaining the Alleyns 6th form rugby club.Ooh you are naughty bigbadwolf...(sniggers quietly behind her hand) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I've just set up a pairing up service for single forumites to enable them to participate in Legal's Multiple Squirty Orgasm lectures, demonstrations, advanced orgies and graduation love-fest. The charge is ?100 per matched pair. Please PM me for payment details.--------------------Yes - I'm only kidding! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I've just set up a pairing up service for single> forumites to enable them to participate in Legal's> Multiple Squirty Orgasm lectures, demonstrations,> advanced orgies and graduation love-fest. The> charge is ?100 per matched pair. Please PM me for> payment details.> > > --------------------> Yes - I'm only kidding!I think you should take out the "Yes - I'm only kidding!" bit just to see if you have any takers! Go on...I DARE YOU! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 That's just my new sig. Pay no mind to it - just send me the money. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Come on boys and girls: step up, step up - make her kick your arse! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> That's just my new sig. Pay no mind to it - just> send me the money.HAL9000! I think I've just pissed myself (laughing)!Oh my goodness, I think I'm also having a hot flush...dearie me, I need a lie down...Anyway HAL9000, you of ALL people should know that I have a very nice bit of "black pudding" at home who has kept me very happy for the last 30odd years! (God, I hope he doesn't see this - he'd be appalled at my lack of discretion)! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I've just set up a pairing up service for single> forumites to enable them to participate in Legal's> Multiple Squirty Orgasm lectures, demonstrations,> advanced orgies and graduation love-fest. The> charge is ?100 per matched pair. Please PM me for> payment details.> > > --------------------> Yes - I'm only kidding!HAL9000, I do hope you will only be supplying quality . I am fed up dating men with mutliple inadequacies . Do we get a butchers first before we cough up the dough ? ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Just in case he does - I'm not saying anything else. If anyone asks, my account was hacked! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Quality assured - I've just taken on an assistant with 30 odd years experience as a black-pudding tester. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Ladymuck Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> bigbadwolf Wrote:> > Perhaps you should advtise your particular> service> > in the village Legal as I'd imagine there's a> > massive swinging scene full of middle aged> women> > with nothing better to do than dream of> > entertaining the Alleyns 6th form rugby club.> > > Ooh you are naughty bigbadwolf...(sniggers quietly> behind her hand)Yes, I can be naughty your ladyship, but I've admittedly got an incredibly filthy mind.You can just picture the 'scrum' going into 'extra time' thanks to the newly aquired skills of a lady of leisure. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Quality assured - I've just taken on an assistant> with 30 odd years experience as a black-pudding> tester.GASP! (but just pissed myself again)Yes, I would confirm that it's very good - why do you think there's always such a long queue outside William Rose! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 What with Legal's kick-arse orgasms and LadyM's 'pussy fotos' - we've got something for almost everyone here tonight.Anyone care to donate a jam-jar and a pound of liver? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 Ok guys - I have had a few PM's and I can say that all contents are covered by the confidentiality owed by a professional such as myself, so go buy The Star if you want cheap titilation, because you won't get that from me (I charge ?100 per hour incase you've forgotten).I'd also like to say I am kind of serious about this. I have had a lot of good lovers and my squirty orgasms were very popular (luckily for me!) so I have had a lifetime of good sex. I am a true feminist too and believe that all women deserve mind blowing orgasms and being worshipped as sexual Goddesses. Men need re-training and women need to understand how their bodies work. Maybe this is something I could help with. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Legal so is this 'saying' true . 'There is no such thing as a frigid woman, just an inadequate man ' ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 At the risk of sounding naive - who was doing the 'squirty' bit, you or your lover or both of you? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 Err, I did most of it.Inadequately trained Daizie, not really their fault if no-one tells them where the g-spot and the clitoris are. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 My last partner had little labels in all the right places. But they fell off when I accidentally over inflated her. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 That can be a problem. I think permanent marker is a better option. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/#findComment-240759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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