Sex Therapist Available in SE22 (post removed)

[monica]

OOOh I would love to know him he is so sexy. (Sorry hubbs) Bring him to Dulwich and I will give you the girly one on one details x;-)

Anyone know Sarah Beeney???

[Ladymuck]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> You're scaring me Monica. I knew I should have

> stayed clear of this thread.

Yep, you've good reason to be scared - she IS positively AWESOME!

[Ladymuck]

monica Wrote:

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> Lol oh come on Mick mac everyone has had a bit of

> girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about

> it now, been there bought the carpet and munched

> on it.>:D<

Oh Jesus, I just KNOW I'm going to regret this...but...by: "a bit of girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about

it now, been there bought the carpet and munched on it..." do you mean what I THINK you mean? ::o

[Ladymuck]

monica Wrote:

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>

> Darling legal-eagle-ish

> Not necessarily true about sex not that great in a

> loving relationship. I have been married 11 years

> this August and we are still as rampant as we were

> in the first years.

I agree COMPLETELY...I've been married over 31 years and have a STUPENDOUS time with my exquisite "black pudding";-). He's quite delicious.

[HAL9000]

monica: My new service can set you up with a very tasty shagpile for a small fee. I'll waive the fee if I can watch.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Monica

I do hope no wasteful, une-eco-friendly plastic products are used...

[HAL9000]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> I do hope no wasteful, une-eco-friendly plastic

> products are used...

Actually, my new venture just commissioned an environmental study on plastic and rubber accessories. It turns out they contribute less to global warming than their man-powered organic equivalents while providing deeper and longer lasting consumer satisfaction. That goes for the battery operated ones, too.

[daizie]

monica Wrote:

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> Lol oh come on Mick mac everyone has had a bit of

> girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about

> it now, been there bought the carpet and munched

> on it.>:D<

Nope never had my lino licked by a woman ;-)

[HAL9000]

daizie Wrote:

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> Nope never had my lino licked by a woman ;-)

Glad to hear it. I've got you booked for a double helping of our tried and tested black pudding.

Let me know when you can take delivery - don't leave it too long or they'll go soft and squidgy.

[daizie]

LMFAO! HAL your'e making my eyes water . Better start doing my stretches .

[HAL9000]

daizie Wrote:

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> LMFAO! HAL your're making my eyes water.

> Better start doing my stretches.

I'm soooo tempted to reply - but I'll get banned, I'm sure! You'll just have to use your imagination. Just think about what you've just written...

[cupid_stunt]

Hmm, there's so much sexual tension on this thread, let's just say that the next drink up is going to be interesting...

[Ladygooner]

http://www.omax.co.uk/

Some women swear by this........

[Ladymuck]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> monica: My new service can set you up with a very

> tasty shagpile for a small fee. I'll waive the fee

> if I can watch.

Oh, CHECK OUT THE PERV!:))

[Ladymuck]

daizie Wrote:

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> LMFAO! HAL your'e making my eyes water . Better

> start doing my stretches .

Oh Heavenly Father, Mary and Joseph....

[Ladymuck]

Ladygooner Wrote:

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> http://www.omax.co.uk/

>

> Some women swear by this........

Eeeeeeeewwwwww....looks 'ORRIBLE....my "black pudding" looks FAR more appetising (and easier on the digestive system too!) - perhaps I should hire him out...actually, he's just been made redundant...now there's a thought...

PS: Ladygooner, if you DO see my delicious "black pudding" - just so you know, he knows NOTHING about this thread - let alone my postings!!

[Ladygooner]

Sorry to hear your black pudding has been made redundant and of course I shan't mention a word to him about your postings! Although he may have more time on his hands now and post on the forum in which case he will see it all!

[Ladymuck]

Ladygooner Wrote:

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> Sorry to hear your black pudding has been made

> redundant and of course I shan't mention a word to

> him about your postings! Although he may have more

> time on his hands now and post on the forum in

> which case he will see it all!

(GASP!)...Jeeezuss...I shall just have to employ HAL9000's tactic and claim that my account was hacked!

Oi! Why are'nt you hard at work - it's not 5 o'clock yet!?;-)

PS: thanks for kind words

[HAL9000]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Oh Heavenly Father, Mary and Joseph....

I think I know this one: an illustrious threesome whose offspring founded the annual bondage-worship festival called Easter?

69!

[mockney piers]

I'm sure all three are looking down on this thread (well, it'd be difficult to look up to it lets face it) and hoping against hope that there might be a modicum more decorum on the forum.

I'm a poet etc...

[annaj]

At the risk of being called a prude (or have someone start a thread about how good I am at telling people off) can I say that I think this has gone on long enough.

This thread has been entirely hijacked by a small group with juvenille, smutty innuendo and in-jokes.

I actually think LE was serious in offering her services to help people enjoy a guilt-free and happy sex life. If the subsequent posts prove anything, it's that there is certainly a need for her services, as several posters don't seem to be able to treat sex as anything other than something dirty to snigger about.

[Keef]

What Anna said.

[Administrator]

Time to lock this one. It will probably disappear shortly too as there are rules about vulgarity.

[Administrator]

This got out of hand and became too vulgar so I removed the thread after complaints were received