???? Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Just came to me randomly like....Would learn them early about the manThey could moan like buggery about me wasting their hard earned on things like StellaI was thinking maybe 20% for the little fella (currently on ?4 a month gross) and 40% for me princess (?6 per calender month) - though I might make hers 50% to punish her for her contribution to sweet inflation on Northcross Road and to rebuild my beer fridge contents Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Be careful that they don't shrug and say 'my pocket money should have funded your pension' in a few years... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 ...I see that in their eyes at the top of the climbing frame at the Herne every Saturday Moos....them at the top of it not me, to be clear Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Cruel little buggers, ain't they. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Sew up their pockets I say. Anyway ask for a discount if you're paying them "cash". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 They have pockets? Mine just assumes I will carry everything he needs, it's like being a lady-in-waiting. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I actually have friends (a brother and sister) whose dad did that when they were growing up, well teenagers at least. He paid each of them quite an amount at the beginning of each month and then deducted school fees, transport, savings, university fund etc. Funnily enough he?s not the money obsessed skinflint you would expect. Actually quite a chilled out generous guy. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I never had to pay any tax or V.A.T on any money gifted to me by my parents (?1 a week) but if I didn't look left and right when crossing the road I'd have 10p deducted from my sweetie fund.It was a hard knock life. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 You must have perfect teeth then ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Put them on self-assessment, Quids, warning them they will need to put a bit by each month for the taxman. Then leave them notes at various times of the year reminding them that if they miss the deadline for completing the form they'll be subject to incremental penalties. After all that, 18 months after they've submitted their form and payment has been agreed, send them a huge rebate. Then demand repayment of the rebate, that was paid in error. Then give them a phone number in Scotland to call if they have any queries. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I liked sweets, and I didn't like being denied them either. I still had to brush my teeth though. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Actually Quids it'd be an opportunity to teach them history and pop at the same time.Tax 'em on a 'one for you, nineteen for me' basis. Make sure you have the 'life's not fair' speech lined up.If their squeaks of protest become intolerable put your fingers in your ears and chant "Paul was the walrus" over and over again.I wouldn't do it public though, some of these mental health professionals can be duecedly nosey, not to say offensive. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 He might need to buy them a stately home as well. For the lazing in. I make no comments about likely availability of a big fat momma. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I don't see the BFM sticking around for too much longer, not now the yacht's gone. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I remember hearing about a family the TV based a production on in the US of A who pooled all their resources including what the kids earned delivering papers etc.They ran the home as if it were a small country, and they apportioned the money out for food, mortgage, transport, clothes and Tax if I remember correctly. If there was an excess then that went on holidays, entertainment, and other 'non-essentials'.I think every politician should be trained this way before embarking on their careers. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 This is how you tax pocket money. Don't tell me otherwise because as the man says, "the family that saves together, pays together".http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONekLkCGGmY Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'd rather pocket the tax money Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8049-should-pocket-money-be-taxed/#findComment-249481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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