Strictly Come Dancing

[Mick Mac]

Why on earth would Martina Hingis want to be on SCD???

Will have to watch it though, daughter loves it.

[????]

make it fun....get on Betfair and watch the odds move about after each dance

[Keef]

I'm more surprised to see Joe Calzaghe on it.

[HonaloochieB]

Look, this year, for once and for all, is no one going to do the 'what's white and moves across the floor' joke?

Material like that would clean up I reckon.

Anyway I'm boycotting it until they do.

[Mick Mac]

Only ED Dads post on Friday night.

[????]

yup...Keef is gradually joining us

[annaj]

I'm not a dad and I'm here.

Just so you know.

Didn't see Strictly though.

[????]

Hi Anna, and welcome to dad's night...bet you've got work tomorrow though, all we've got is our memories...oh and each other

[HonaloochieB]

Although, hang on, Alesha Dixon's on it now, isn't she.

I love her voice (spoken, more than singing, though the singing is fine by me as well) and of course the eyes, the thighs and all round general sexiness and well-rounded plumpish, not unattainable beauty are utterly beguiling.

There's also the memory of a programme she did, talking to teenage girls who were hard on themselves because of their 'looks'.

She was genuinely sad for them and empathetic, but without offering glib solutions. She's possibly the only person in the country who cries more readily than me.

Anyway, I may look in more often than I was intending, my original intention being to watch my navel fluff sprout and harvest it rather than watch 'S' 'C' 'D'.

But now Alesha's involved...can we vote for the judges?

[Mick Mac]

You can be an honourary Dad for tonight Anna.

[Keef]

You on Stella Quids? I've got Grolsch. Staying in is fun, it really is... IT REALLY FUCKING IS, OKAY?

[Keef]

*clings to can*

[bigbadwolf]

I'm on Kronenbourg, can I be the brat?

[Mick Mac]

Just Carling here. Poor relation.

[????]

I'm on Stella....

'''I was quite lucky as my first year as a dad I lived in Spain and there wasn't much to do where we were so I kind of got broken in to quiet Fridays (San Miguel and internet poker mainly)

[Mick Mac]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I'm on Kronenbourg, can I be the brat?

Get back in bed BBW. I won't tell you again.

[????]

bbw why are you here on a Friday night? No excuses.

[Mick Mac]

He does not approve of alcohol. He stays in and smokes, huffs, puffs and blows the house down.

[bigbadwolf]

No excuses on offer. SIR.

[????]

He's actually a bit of a puritan our BBW. Not a big fan of the sauce, we know he disapproves of gambling....I think he's considering the priesthood...ok, smokes a bit of weed but that has some spiritual qualities.

[Mick Mac]

Morris dancing floats his boat.

[HonaloochieB]

What the f@ck?

If it's a Friday, and you ain't ridin' the Peroni pony (660ml) then you ain't nizzle.

Christ, if the public use of the word 'nizzle' under my name doesn't get me attending AA meetings, then shizzle all else will.

[bigbadwolf]

Annaj!! The bigger boys are picking on me again.

As usual.

[Mick Mac]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Annaj!! The bigger boys are picking on me again.

>

> As usual.

Here BBW, noobody can hear you scream.

[????]

Actually, that removes him from being a catholic priest but maybe a mullah or something...needs to work on the swearing though