The X-Factor

[dulwichmum]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/cannockchase/jul2009/0/3/week28-image-6-116363346.jpg

OHMYGOD.

My au pair just drew my attention to Miss Faye Bray, from last night's X-Factor. She currently works in a male prison.

Apparently she would use her fame as an "NSPCC ambassador" or "to save donkeys"...

Triffic.

[bigbadwolf]

NSPCC.

National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cellmates.

[daizie]

Haha , she is actually quite likeable, unlike the majority .

[dulwichmum]

Oh Daizie dear, I would just prefer that jailers looked a little more like this:

http://www.andremasters.co.uk/USERIMAGES/15_jailer_web.jpg

[bigbadwolf]

I prefer them to look a little more realistic.

http://www.comedy.org.uk/images/library/people/180x200/p/porridge_mackay.jpg

[dulwichmum]

Either way, less blonde and less ... er... buxom.

[bigbadwolf]

Quite right to DM. It looks like we've found something to agree on today.

http://search.tvnz.co.nz/photogallery/images/gallery/entertainment/bg13.jpg

That's better

[dulwichmum]

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/studio/8118/Ferguson.jpg

Indeed! Who would have thought...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Actually, this is the definitive Prison Directrice:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/2645600144_a4ed7ed404.jpg?v=1215416665

[dulwichmum]

No, dear Peckhamgatecrasher. I feel strongly that we must stamp this sort of thing out!

[brum]

...in those heels? Ooh punish me again!

[HAL9000]

brum Wrote:

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> ...in those heels? Ooh punish me again!

Has shoe-fetish diva DM evolved into a full-blown Squish Porn dominatrix? I think we should be told.

[bigbadwolf]

How dare you even suggest such smutty slander upon a trend mogul of such respected stature Hal. Dominatrix? The only unfortunates who feel the lash of DM's whip are the underlings who fail to clean all of the blood and sweat from her cuffs at the end of each day.

Those young, up and coming designers don't bang their heads on the cutting table all by themselves you know.

[woofmarkthedog]

I liked this " contestant " though she wont win. She made me laugh. Why did I not have a teacher like that though ?

W**F

[jaybee82]

I thought they were trying to stop inmates reoffending after their release?? I think the promise of more lessons from Miss Bray might convince me to nick a couple of packets of Chewits...