Spartacus Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 This is one of those questions that perplexes me I have finally solved the question of where the toilet is on the starship enterprise (it is left behind the turbo life, first conduit and right again !!!) but where on earth is the laundry room as a ship that size must start to smell after a while if they don't wash those oh so retro yellow jumpers Can anyone help solve this mystery ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 In the Star Trek universe, post-replicator starships do not have laundry rooms, silly. They recycle dirty uniforms via the anti-matter reactor and use the energy to replicate clean ones. Every cabin has an ensuite sonic shower and loo. The crew's poo is recycled into whatever else they require, including food.Didn?t they teach you anything at Starfleet Academy, ensign Sparticus? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Who's going for a drink in 10 forward later? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I would, but I don't want to be lectured by Whoopi Goldberg. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Things not to say by the replicator - "new uniform please, ooh I think a nice red one today" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Doesn't "wardrobe" just wash them after every days shoot, I mean there is no such thing as "The Enterpirse" is there SparticusYou silly boy.What next "Free Willy" in your bathtub ?........HmmmW**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 LIAR! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Seriously, what are you on about woof? No such thing as the Enterprise indeed Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit. Or even expressed the desire to go for one either.An amazing display of sexual restraint on behalf of the entire ships compliment as well. If I had counselor Troi under my command I'd be up her like a Ferret. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 "I would, but I don't want to be lectured by Whoopi Goldberg."I wouldn't want to be lectured by her either Moos. Nor would I like to drink 'synthahol' either. I've also always wondered what engaging the warp core would feel like after choking through a spliff as thick as my thumb. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 "Replicator, I'm an obscure never-seen-before member of the Enterprise crew about to be beamed down to the surface of that unexplored planet with Kirk, Spock and Bones. My chances of survival are not looking great. I would like todays uniform to be bullet, laser beam and alien proof please..." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Captain Kirk did have the best mobile phone though. Seeing as he could get reception in any part of the universe. He never went through to voice mail either. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Plus teleporting. If you're making a new version from a recorded version using all the same atoms as the old one. Can't you just bu the poor dead red shirted fella in one end and having a living version out the other from their buffers or whatever they call them? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sorry Mockney but I didn't understand any of that. Iphone? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Very good point Mockney. Scotty appeared in an episode of Next Gen (think it was called relic), because he'd been "trapped" mid transport for x amount of years, yet materialised in good health. Surely then, they could just "save" a copy of you (which you'd update at regular intervals in order to keep memories current), then if you expired, you could be easily replaced. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 It exists in the culture novels. You just back yourself up every now and then and if you die you have an identical body grown and you have your backup popped in, all you've lost are meories and experiences since your last backup. Makes dramtic tension difficult when all that's at stake is the last 45 minutes of kirks wooden script delivery I suppose. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ?Orrible thing to loose your ories. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 "Kirks wooden script delivery."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZU7ATdUvY&feature=related Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Cool, not that it needs parodyingwooden choreography Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Are the "Thunderbirds" real ?I think they are aren't they, or am I mixing them up with "Stingray" I know it's one of them.W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDKiwi Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 mockney piers Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Cool, not that it needs parodying> wooden choreographyWatch out, he's very slowly advancing on you! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-250652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of> any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit. Or even> expressed the desire to go for one either.> > An amazing display of sexual restraint on behalf> of the entire ships compliment as well. If I had> counselor Troi under my command I'd be up her like> a Ferret.Two amazingly good questions Number 1 (Scenario) the Borg are attacking, resistance is futile and yet not one hint of a trouser bellow is heard, or any indication of someone in the background screaming "Sod this I am off before I sh!t myself" How does that work then Number 2 - Forget Troi ....Seven of Nine would make the crew stay up all night playing with their 'Gel Packs' or whatever and don't get me started on inter-species procreation ... I mean do all aliens have 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms and the same genitalia as us ?? Surely if they do then it indicates that there is a supreme being out there guiding the universe (and I am not talking Q) and speaking of which why do all aliens in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect American English ? I mean not one hint of a Jamican twang "yo cptn the ooomans are atacking but dis is one wicked spliff i is smoking man" I mean wouldn't that be as likely as American English.... At least I can still dream that Resistance is Futile and just submit to Seven's borg charms (Fnnnr Fnnnrr) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-253122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 "And don't get me started on inter-species procreation ... I mean do all aliens have 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms and the same genitalia as us ?? Surely if they do then it indicates that there is a supreme being out there guiding the universe (and I am not talking Q) and speaking of which why do all aliens in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect American English ? I mean not one hint of a Jamican twang "yo cptn the ooomans are atacking but dis is one wicked spliff i is smoking man" I mean wouldn't that be as likely as American English...." Good God Spartacus. Do make sure not to leave anything out. "At least I can still dream that Resistance is Futile and just submit to Seven's borg charms (Fnnnr Fnnnrr)"I prefer to take my assimilated piece of science fiction arse by force thank you very much. Not succumb to their robotic suggestivity and knockers. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-253135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 do you ever wonder if they have been enhanced especially for the show ? (i.e. false knocker pads added under the costume) I could sit and ponder that for hours ::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8094-starship-enterprise/#findComment-253139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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