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bigbadwolf

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"That raises another question, no one on the starship (despite the sexual tension) sneaks off for a quick game of five fingers now do they... gawd imagine the smell if they did environmental controls wouldn't be able to handle it?"


What on earth did you think Picard got up to in his ready room? He wasn't chatting to other starfleet and allied commanders via web cam all the time you know Spartacus. He took many sessions of genlemanly relaxation in taking his number one to warp speed to make the bald fella cry.


Jesus, keep up.

Spartacus

Spartacus

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What Jesus is on board now, and if he can't keep up does that prove warp speed is just impossible ?


I guess in the 22nd Century they have solved the 'cyber sex' issue... after all that is why they have invented the Holo-suite but ... and this is now in the realms of weirdness... if someone had sex with a female hologram, when the program ends doesn't it result in a sudden sticky mess hitting the floor from oh say yah height ... or is the computer clever enough to work out that 'mess' needs to be beamed out before it makes a mess ....


Oh confused and perplexed am I dear Wolfie

bigbadwolf

bigbadwolf

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"Or is the computer clever enough to work out that 'mess' needs to be beamed out before it makes a mess ...."


Well the admin on this forum seems more than capable of clearing up/editing/removing/banning any of the mess I make then I'm sure a computer capable of independent thought would see to rolling it's sleeves up to remove any "holo-jizz" you'd left behind.


I hope.

Michael Palaeologus

Michael Palaeologus

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"Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit"


I am sure there was an episode where Captain Picard went to his ready room, with a newspaper tucked under his arm. He returned half and hour later and warned Ryker, "I'd give that five minutes if I were you". I cant remember the episode title, but it was in the second series.

Brendan

Brendan

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bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of

> any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit.


Well I can?t remember a single episode that didn?t make some reference or other to the captain?s log.



> An amazing display of sexual restraint on behalf

> of the entire ships compliment as well.


The Holodeck. The Holodeck is all I?m saying.

Moos

Moos

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Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> "Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of

> any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit"

>

> I am sure there was an episode where Captain

> Picard went to his ready room, with a newspaper

> tucked under his arm. He returned half and hour

> later and warned Ryker, "I'd give that five

> minutes if I were you". I cant remember the

> episode title, but it was in the second series.


*has tears in eyes*

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