AKA

[monica]

Can I contribute on behalf of my Northern Irish Husband, or the north of Ireland husband or even "British Subject" husband who is confused because his loyalties are with the whole of Ireland being one country and the bitter english B******* leaving them alone.

B)

[HonaloochieB]

Cuthberting Simons.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Cringeworthy, HonB!

[Narnia]

Ouch....what do you say to that BBW?

[Narnia]

Declan Wrote:

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> Ouch....what do you say to that BBW?

Referring to Monica. Who are the other imposters?

[HonaloochieB]

Poorly Rhyhming Rappers.

Bloody f*ck that's going to sting,

And it will give you food for thought,

That, baby there will be no ring,

And no wedding cake, best man, limousines or catering.

Shit, I was going for A-B-A-B, ended up with A-B-A-A.

I ain't worthy a nothin'.

[monica]

Declan what do you mean who are the other imposters?

[bigbadwolf]

"Ouch....what do you say to that BBW?"

Who am I to pass judgement eh Declan.

[LuLu Too]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Seeing as I've been causing just a tiny bit of

> discontent in the Irish quarter by branding them

> as:

>

> Bogmen.

> Tinkers.

> Micks.

> Thicko.

> Spudmuncher.

> Itinerants

> Cowboys.

> Etc...

>

> I just thought it would be fair if any of the

> tin...er, Irish would like to share some of their

> slurs that they use to describe their former

> colonial masters. All contributions will be

> treated as light hearted and me and the

> administrators will be working in a joint effort

> to curb any unpleasantness or if we think that the

> thread is getting out of hand or bringing down the

> tone of the forum.

>

> If you're from the commonwealth then please feel

> free to add your contribution.

>

> U.K passport holders of English extraction are not

> allowed to contribute unless I say so.

>

> Please begin.

Am I the only person who thinks this is somewhat passe? A faux jovial OP that is at least 30 years past its sell by date in terms of humour?

Maybe I am?

Actually I find the whole sentiment of it in poor taste.

You can do better than this Bigbadwolf.

[Narnia]

monica Wrote:

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> Declan what do you mean who are the other

> imposters?

Sorry Monica, I didn't mean you were an imposter.

[Narnia]

You must be French I presume?

[monica]

Declan I know, was refering to whom you meant, anyway im a part wop part spik, honoury Andytown or Finaghy, depending what side of the fence you come from.>:D

[Huguenot]

In a dull but worthy way...

I was intrigued that for the 1.2 billion Chinese who don't speak English, they all knew one word for the Brits - Hooligan.

It's kind of twee and 1970s, but a massive part of the Chinese perception of the UK as a socially failed state.

There's no irony in the fact that it's Irish of course. Chancers.

[Brendan]

LuLu Too Wrote:

> You can do better than this Bigbadwolf.

Don't be so sure.

[woofmarkthedog]

LuLu Too Wrote:

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> You can do better than this Bigbadwolf.

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On The BBWolf scale this rates at about a 3.1

He can do a lot worse but his eviction notice is still on a short leash.

W**F

[Narnia]

I'm surprised DM hasn't put in an appearance here! Where are you?

[bigbadwolf]

I imagine that she has far better things to do with her time than to answer the offensive ramblings of a little shitbag such as myself Declan.

[Narnia]

Offensive ramblings and shitbag. Have you issues to deal with BBW?

[bigbadwolf]

Many.

[Narnia]

Can a wolf be good? Why did you choose to be a bad one? What makes you think you are 'bad' Wolfie?

[Mick Mac]

You are playing amateur psychology with the wrong man Declan - BBW is a lost cause.

[bigbadwolf]

"BBW is a lost cause."

In a bog of doubt.

[Narnia]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> You are playing amateur psychology with the wrong

> man Declan - BBW is a lost cause.

Feck you Mick.........you reckon a professional could sort him out?

[Narnia]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> "BBW is a lost cause."

>

> In a bog of doubt.

'Doubt' is uncertainty. The only thing that is certain in life is that you will die. Why worry about uncertainty when you know the result. Enjoy, embrace uncertainty.........life would be boring without it!!!

[Narnia]

Leave out the 'embrace' bit...I got carried away. I'll be giving 'hugs' next if I'm not careful.