Drinking water

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

No, I had a pash on Mary Peters.

[Muley]

Didn't she win 'Opportunity Knocks' as half of 'Peters & Lee'? Never saw her putt the shot, though.

[Jah Lush]

I'm pretty sure I've had to put this up before on the subject of people's drinking habits but if I must repeat myself then so be it.

Water vs Alcohol

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

[????]

I'm with Fields

"I don't drink water, fish f*ck in it"

[Brendan]

The aussies don't hold much truck with it either. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8141569.stm

[Jah Lush]

I sometimes wonder about those people who spend so much money on Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

[*Bob*]

Yeah.. and try spelling 'water' backwards too while you're at it. Ha!

[Jah Lush]

Pah! In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

[Mick Mac]

The CPT will this Friday night be serving - Water - and for this reason I am out. I don't like it.

[Jah Lush]

If that's the case and I rather doubt it then I'm out too.

[Mick Mac]

Don't worry Jah, its not the Evian variety - they are serving it in a White and Mackay jug, next to a row of large whiskeys.

[*Bob*]

I drank a bottle of Esraknaw the other day - the new Hungarian spring water.

Anyone tried that?

[bigbadwolf]

The only bottled water I drink comes from an Iceberg that's been harpooned by Japanese anti-enviromentalists and melted down to drink. Who else has drunk bottled water that flowed freely in the last ice age eh?

I doubt any of you lot have.

[bigbadwolf]

Oh and *Bob*. If you'd bothered to spell Esraknaw properly, you'd have achieved your desired palindrome of wa_kers.

[Brendan]

While *Bob* is a palindrome, Sreknaw like flowdabgib is not.

It's just wanker spelt backwards.

[Jah Lush]

How about a nice little anagram instead - Wiser lads lout.

[bigbadwolf]

I've tried my best to rearrange the letters of your username B, but I simply can't find any arrangement that's coherently insulting enough.

By all means take your best shot with mine though. I think I should accept defeat on this one.

[HAL9000]

Wild Fag Bob