Sofa warriors collective

[Moos]

Not sure who else might be draped across their couches gazing at the TV and firkling around on the Forum.

Anyone watching the Two Towers? I'd forgotten what a spectacular movie it is.

[????]

*hand goes up*

[Moos]

Poor Arwen.

[????]

and he was immortal. if you see what I mean

[Moos]

Sorry, no I don't.

[????]

Ride out and meet them

[Moos]

Big nose, that chap.

[bigbadwolf]

I'm caning off a sack of lagers and watching a DVD of Insomnia with Al Pacino and Robin Williams.

I'll probably fire up the laptop and pop Auf Weidershehen Pet on in a bit.

Simple pleasures.

[Moos]

The battle for Helm's Deep has started - very exciting!

[????]

I'm in the 5th bedroom

[Moos]

Ah, pass me a copy of Decline and Fall, would you?

(Aren't the Ents dull)

[Narnia]

???? Wrote:

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> I'm in the 5th bedroom

With Moos and the Candlestick?

[Moos]

Bags I be Miss Scarlett.

[Narnia]

You may be accused any minute now.

[alice]

zone horror go there now mad killer giant robots

[mockney piers]

What a very strange little thread!!

And yes, ents are boring, but I'm pretty sure goblins are just misunderstood. Wouldn't you be a bit grumpy with such dentistry issues?.

[Moos]

Hmm, reading back I see what you mean, Piers. Seemed like a good idea at the time to have a little space for telly-watching Forumites to chat.

However, I'm prepared to swear that goblins are not even slighly misunderstood and that they'd slit your throat soon as look at you.

[Muley]

I think the whole Two Towers thing was an elaborate CIA plot to do with oil.

And radical Islamists goblins? Who knew?

Some say that Tolkien was just a little too friendly with the Americans, if you get my drift...

[Muley]

Which I don't