The C-Word

[Keef]

I thought she meant Catholic. Most of them only go to church once a year (midnight mass), so you can see why I was confused.

[Moos]

Unlike the other fellow, Admin is very clever and only has to check it once.

[Mick Mac]

Keef Wrote:

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> I thought she meant Catholic. Most of them only go

> to church once a year (midnight mass).

I beg to differ Keef - If you ask my family once a week is not enough - so I said "for that reason I'm out" and joined the athiest classes.

[Brendan]

I?m always way too pissed at midnight on @#$%& eve to go anywhere near a church .

[HonaloochieB]

Wise move Breandan, when you're drunk as a c@nt Catholic churches are best avoided.

People start calling you 'father'.

[Mick Mac]

And hide their children from you.

[Brendan]

You guys go to church wankered often then?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I have put the sprouts on.

[Jah Lush]

Conkers!

[Jah Lush]

Yeah! Conkers. Bet my cheesecutter beats yours.

[HonaloochieB]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> I have put the sprouts on.

Good move, MP it's never too early.

But avoid mixing them with, bacon or chestnuts and never put nutmeg on them as some celebrity cooks suggest.

Those c@nts are talking arsebiscuits if you ask me.

[Spartacus]

Talking of Churches I still can't say the "M" word (you know the one that ends in I DO) Horrorific

[HonaloochieB]

Spartacus Wrote:

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> Talking of Churches I still can't say the "M" word

> (you know the one that ends in I DO) Horrorific

MIDO? Sorry it's an acronym too far for me.

[Spartacus]

go on take the mickey, but it is a real and very scary condition for sufferers, we sweat and tremble when passing Ratners, we cross ourselves when we see an Alter and worst of all we 'poo' our pants when a bride tosses her flowers out (just in case)

it is real, a lot of men suffer from it and all you can do is take the mickey out of us... how small do you feel now Hona ?

[HonaloochieB]

Spartacus Wrote:

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> go on take the mickey, but it is a real and very

> scary condition for sufferers, we sweat and

> tremble when passing Ratners, we cross ourselves

> when we see an Alter and worst of all we 'poo' our

> pants when a bride tosses her flowers out (just in

> case)

>

> it is real, a lot of men suffer from it and all

> you can do is take the mickey out of us... how

> small do you feel now Hona ?

You're right, right now I don't feel right at all, and feel as small as a ladybird.

[HonaloochieB]

Spartacus Wrote:

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> go on take the mickey, but it is a real and very

> scary condition for sufferers, we sweat and

> tremble when passing Ratners, we cross ourselves

> when we see an Alter and worst of all we 'poo' our

> pants when a bride tosses her flowers out (just in

> case)

>

> it is real, a lot of men suffer from it and all

> you can do is take the mickey out of us... how

> small do you feel now Hona ?

I feel like a 60 foot (sic) ladybird with wings of titanium, thanks for asking.

I could of course with a spread of my wings lay waste to all the men of your acquaintance who don't fancy getting married.

But I won't, I'm not that sort of 60 foot (sic) ladybird.

Well not unless you start acting like c@nts. Especially around C****t*m*s t**e.

[Brendan]

Spartacus Wrote:

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> when a bride tosses her flowers

Now there?s a euphemism I haven?t heard in a while.

[Fear 'n boozin]

I thought she was talking about c***play.