Not getting post, Maxted Road

[Ted Max]

I have ordered a post, but it has not arrived. Has anyone seen it? It's about 6' long and 4x4" wide. It's a wooden post, with a sharp bit at one end.

[Ted Max]

There's a lot at stake, here.

[*Bob*]

No problems here. A pile arrive this morning.

[Ted Max]

I blame the Latvian casuals they're employing - they should have used Poles.

[Ted Max]

I hope my post arrives soon. Until recently, I used to have no problems getting wood.

[*Bob*]

They had no choice - they couldn't get the staff.

[bigbadwolf]

Just make sure you give them plenty of stick when it arrives Ted.

[Brendan]

I think you may have been shafted.

[giggirl]

Is this the thread where old puns come to die?

[Ted Max]

It goes against the grain, but I think I'll make a complaint. My postman is as thick as a plank.

[woofmarkthedog]

Get knotted.

W**F

[Ted Max]

But I guess I'm lumbered with him.

[Brendan]

If it helps I do know of a right birch in the area.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Yew are a sillybilly.

[Jeremy]

Hey PGC... Ted Max is pillar of the EDF society. Don't give him stick.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Don't worry - he knows my bark is worse than my bite.

[Ted Max]

Still no post. I'm starting think I may have created a rod for my own back.

[bigbadwolf]

"I'm starting think I may have created a rod for my own back."

I think you may have hit the peg on the head there Ted.