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The advantage of getting an iPhone is that you can hold an 'iPhone Party'.


An iPhone Party is just like a normal party, except that at - at a given moment - everybody who has an iPhone gets their iPhone out and discusses who has the latest operating system and which new applications will run on it which you couldn't get on the previous OS - for about half an hour or so.


If you just have an ordinary phone, you only get to have 'a party'.

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> I'm in the cheap phone gang too - got a Blackberry

> for work, loathe it, my personal one cost ?30

> including ?10 of credit and I'm a bit pissed off

> as it's got a camera I don't need...but, hey, it's

> geeky on here so we'll be in the minority



Yeah - but quids - last night I showed the bored wife how I could download the Ladbrokes application to bet direct from my mobile - how about that. I'm sure you are jealous - oh yes you are - I can see it, I can...

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I know a few people (mum included) who have an iphone and I'm alarmed at how protective they are over their new gadget considering it's many purposes.




We join our couple on their way home after a middle class soiree of dinner, wine, cheese, charades and gloating to friends about the never ending wizardry of their phone.


Wife: Oh darling, what a mesmerising evening.


Mockney Piers: Wasn't it just. Did you see the look on Seans face when the phone got my coat?


W: Yes, he was pee green with envy.


MP: Quite.


W: Oh darling, I love you.


MP: I have to ask. Y...y...you don't just love me for my phone, do you?


W: Of course not darling. I love you for the man you are.


MP: I'm sorry, but I had to ask.


Hoodie: Oi blud, gimme your phuckin phone!!


MP: I'm afraid I don't get free evening calls after 10 p.m young man, you'll have to wait until you get home.


H: I don't wanna ring anyone. I wanna sell it you prick!!


MP: Oh I see. Well I'm afraid I can't do that.


W: Darling he's got a knife, just give him the phone. It is insured after all.


MP: That's not the point.


H: Blud, if you don't gimme that phone I'm gonna stab you in da eye!!


MP: I'm sorry but there's no way I'm handing over KITT.


H: What!! W: What!!


MP: He's more than just a phone.........h...h...he's my friend!!!!!!!


H: Hang on. Isn't KITT what the cars called in Knight ri...arrrggggghhhhh!!!


W: Goodness darling, is he dead?


Iphone/KITT: He's not dead, just knocked out. I sensed your distress Mockney so I electrocuted the offender. He'll come around in about 10 minutes so I suggest we make our escape.


MP: You see darling. What would we do without him!! I can't wait to tell Sean.


Iphone/KITT: What would you like for breakfast tomorrow Mockney?

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