The Naked Scanner...

[jaybee82]

Would you object to this?

Airport Scanner

[annaj]

No, but I will try and remember not to wear too tight knickers if flying out of Manchester.

[skidmarks]

If you were fat you could hide a something under a roll of flesh and it wouldn't be seen unless its metal and is picked up by the standard metal detectors...seems a waste of time to me.

Can you imagine being the operative working in an airport in Texas looking at all those whales walking through!? ahhh

[Brendan]

I would only object if it was my job to check the images. Some of it would put you right off your cheese sandwiches.

[jaybee82]

Also may be useful as a deterrent against this sort of thing:

Cocaine Cast

They actually had to intentionally break his leg, bet the sniffer dogs went a bit crazy.

[cdonline]

Will this machine show up the stash up my jacksy?

[vinceayre]

cdonline Wrote:

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> Will this machine show up the stash up my jacksy?

Only if your passport is in the name of cdonline.

[giggirl]

This picture - see link below - actually appeared in the statutory Report & Accounts for Birmingham International Airport before someone took a closer look it. Very nice.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/brum_airport_shocker/

[HAL9000]

annaj Wrote:

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> I ... wear too tight knickers ...

Naked Scanner thread reveals "twist" in the tail!

[HonaloochieB]

So this is happening now is it?

I actually applied for a job as a scanner monitor some time ago.

It wasn't the best interview I've ever done, especially the part that went;

Interviewer - So what were you thinking about in terms of money?

Me - Well I was hoping, about ?2:25 an hour.

Interviewer - That's not very much.

Me - I know, but it's all I can afford.