fastest you have ever ran around peckham rye

[anonymous_third_part]

My iphone makes it 1.8 miles full circle- what is the fastest time anyone has ever ran it?

I have got it down to 12.40.

[KalamityKel]

depends whose chasing you I guess no?

[rgutsell]

HI all

Depends upon what you include as the rye. Do you mean all the way around on the road?

I run in the evenings, after dark.

Oh dear. I've just realised that this answer makes it clear that I am a running nerd.

Yours

R N Gutsell

[KalamityKel]

Is it a kind of ritual or something that you only run after dark? Even in the Summer?

[bonniebird]

I have never run around Peckham Rye Park :-$

[Jah Lush]

Who in their right mind would want to?

[Bluerevolution]

4.2 seconds but hoodies were on bikes and after my Blackberry ;-p

[Y'man]

rgutsell Wrote:

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> HI all

>

> Depends upon what you include as the rye. Do you

> mean all the way around on the road?

>

> I run in the evenings, after dark.

>

> Oh dear. I've just realised that this answer makes

> it clear that I am a running nerd.

>

> Yours

>

> R N Gutsell

It also makes it clear that you may be out alone after dark and in dimly lit places. Also, that your home may be empty. Not too bright all round really.

[Jeremy]

Y'man Wrote:

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> It also makes it clear that you may be out

> alone after dark and in dimly lit places. Also,

> that your home may be empty. Not too bright all

> round really.

Only if you know where rgutsell lives. I assume he hasn't given out his address on the forum. Duh.

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Is it a kind of ritual or something that you only

> run after dark? Even in the Summer?

Erm... maybe because most people are at work during the daytime?

[*Bob*]

You must be mad, rgutsell.

What do you think you're doing, running around a locl park after sunset?

You should be at home, shivering with fear, waiting for burglars to arrive.

[Y'man]

Jeremy, do you ever think before you interrupt. Whilst trying to make others look fools, what you actually do is establish your stupidity as fact? DUH!

[KalamityKel]

Jeremy Wrote:

> KalamityKel Wrote:

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> -----

> > Is it a kind of ritual or something that you

> only

> > run after dark? Even in the Summer?

>

> Erm... maybe because most people are at work

> during the daytime?

Not quite sure whether it's you or me that you're trying to make look silly.

I thought in the summer the darkness came in much later. Of course I could be wrong I guess.

[Jeremy]

Y'man, I don't really understand what you're talking about! But here's a pint anyway... :)-D

KK, not trying to make anyone look silly. Perhaps rgutsell runs in the light during the summer, but at the moment it's winter, and it's dark in the evenings. That's all.

Right, I think my participation in this thread is over... I haven't been running for over a year, and even then my time would have probably been rubbish.

[Y'man]

Running is good, forces oxygen into the cranial cavity, makes for clearer thinking, slows mental retardation, fights dementia. Alcohol counteracts it.

[KalamityKel]

really?

I never knew that

[Y'man]

Let me put it another way then, it (running) counteracts the effects of Alcohol.

[*Bob*]

And vice versa, I expect?

[Brendan]

Thanks for the warning. I will make sure I avoid it.

[rainbow]

Ha..Ha..You guys are funny

[Bluerevolution]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Thanks for the warning. I will make sure I avoid

> it.

You don't run when it's nearing last orders? Jeez I'm like a gazelle !

[Jah Lush]

Y'man Wrote:

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> Let me put it another way then, it (running)

> counteracts the effects of Alcohol.

Only an idiot would run when he's pissed.

I'm with the late Jeffrey Bernard on this one. When asked by the medical profession why he drank so much he replied: "To stop myself from jogging."

[daizie]

LOL :)) imagine running when pissed ! i might try it

[Jah Lush]

Don't try it home.

[Bluerevolution]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Don't try it home.

Depends how many pissed off texts you get from your other half ! ;-)

[woofmarkthedog]

anonymous_third_part Wrote:

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> My iphone makes it 1.8 miles full circle- what is

> the fastest time anyone has ever ran it?

>

> I have got it down to 12.40.

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Oh god I have it down to 12.39 dressed in my " Man in evening wear riding an Emu " kit

You must have seen me pass you, no. You're the waiter with the "tray of glasses" right ?

W**F